The Lion King (1994)
Whoopi Goldberg: Shenzi
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Quotes
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Banzai : [In the hyenas' lair, Banzai slouches with claw marks on his rear] Man, that lousy Mufasa... I won't be able to sit for a *week!*
Ed the Hyena : [laughs, but also tries his best to conceal it from time to time] Eh-hee-hee-hee. Heh-heheheheheheheheheh...
Banzai : [Glares at Ed and bares his teeth with impatience] It's not funny, Ed.
Ed the Hyena : [Cups his paws over his mouth then bursts into hysterical laughter, spitting as his tongue lofts out of his mouth] BA-HA-HA-HAAAA! HA-AH-AH-AH-AH!
[Inhales deeply]
Banzai : Hey, shut up!
Ed the Hyena : AH-HA-HO! HO-HO-HO-HO!
Banzai : [Bares his teeth] Grrrrrr...
[as Ed continues to laugh, Banzai barks and pounces on Ed, abruptly ending his laughing. The two commence a brief fight]
Shenzi : [Rolls her eyes and turns to the two yelping and rolling atop each other aggressively] Will you knock it off?
Banzai : [ed appears to be chewing on Banzai's leg; Banzai sits up] Well, he started it!
[It is now obvious that Ed is chewing his own leg repeatedly]
Shenzi : Look at you guys! No wonder we're dangling at the bottom of the food chain!
Banzai : [a string of drool dangles from his chin] Man, I hate dangling...
Shenzi : [Scoffs] Yeah? You know, if it weren't for those lions, we'd be *runnin'* the joint.
[Ed nods idiotically]
Banzai : Man, I *hate* lions!
Shenzi : [Grumbles] So pushy...
Banzai : And hairy...
Shenzi : [Smiles] Stinky...
Banzai : [Grins] And man are they...
Banzai , Shenzi : [Elongated use of the 'u'] U-GLY!
[both laugh hysterically]
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Shenzi : Well, well, well, Banzai, what have we got here?
Banzai : Hmm, I don't know Shenzi uh, what do you think Ed?
Ed the Hyena : Oo ehehe, oh hahahaha
Banzai : Yeah, just what I was thinking, a trio of trespassers.
Zazu : And quite by accident let me assure you...
Shenzi : Whoa, whoa, wait wait. I know you, you're Mufasa's little stooge.
Zazu : I madame, am the king's majordomo.
Banzai : And that would make you...?
Young Simba : The future King!
Shenzi : Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?
Young Simba : Puh, you can't do anything to me.
Zazu : Uh-uh, technically they can, we are on their land.
Young Simba : But Zazu, you told me they are nothing but slobbery, mangy stupid poachers.
Zazu : Ix-nay on the upid-stay...
Banzai : Who you callin' upid-stay?
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Young Simba : Hey, why don't you pick on somebody your own size?
Shenzi : Like you?
Young Simba : Oops.
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Banzai : Hey, Boss.
Scar : Oh, what is it this time?
Banzai : We got a bone to pick with you.
Shenzi : I'll handle this. Scar, there's no food, no water.
Banzai : Yeah. It's dinner time and we ain't got no stinking entrées.
Scar : It's the lionesses' job to do the hunting.
Banzai : Yeah, but they won't go hunt.
Scar : Oh... Eat Zazu.
Zazu : Oh, you wouldn't want me. I'd be so tough and gamey and...
Scar : Oh, Zazu, don't be ridiculous. All you need is a little garlic.
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Shenzi : What's the hurry? We'd love you to stick around for dinner.
Banzai : Yeah. We could have whatever's "lion" around.
Shenzi : Oh wait, wait, wait. I got one, I got one. Make mine a "cub" sandwich. Whatcha think?
[all laugh]
Shenzi : [Ed points]
Shenzi : What, Ed?
Banzai : Hey, did we order this dinner to go?
Shenzi : No, why?
Banzai : 'Cause THERE IT GOES!
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Shenzi : [Banzai's stomach growls] Shut up.
Banzai : I can't help it. I'm so hungry... I gotta have a wildebeest.
Shenzi : Stay *put*.
Banzai : Well... can't I just pick off one of the little sick ones?
Shenzi : NO! Wait for the signal from Scar.
[Scar appears on the horizon]
Shenzi : There he is. Let's go.
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Scar : Surely we lions are not all that bad.
Shenzi : Oh, Scar. It's just you.
Shenzi : We were afraid it was somebody important.
Banzai : Yeah, you know, like Mufasa.
Shenzi : Yeah.
Scar : I see.
Banzai : Now that's power!
Shenzi : Tell me about it. I just hear that name and I shudder.
Banzai : Mufasa!
Shenzi : Ooooh! Do it again!
Banzai : Mufasa!
Shenzi : Ooooh!
Banzai : Mufasa! Mufasa! Mufasa!
Shenzi : Ooooh!
[breaks into laughter]
Shenzi : It tingles me!
Scar : I'm surrounded by idiots.
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Shenzi : Do you know what we do to kings who step out of their kingdom?
Young Simba : Puh. You can't do anything to me.
Zazu : Technically, they can. We are on their land.
Young Simba : But Zazu, you told me they're nothing but slobbering, mangy, stupid poachers.
Zazu : Ix-nay on the upid-stay.
Banzai : Who are you callin' upid-stay?
Zazu : My, my, my. Look at the sun. It's time to go!
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Banzai : Yeah, be prepared. We'll be prepared. For what?
Scar : For the death of the king.
Banzai : Why, is he sick?
Scar : No, fool, we're going to kill him. And Simba, too.
Shenzi : Great idea. Who needs a king?
Banzai , Shenzi : [singing and dancing around Ed] No king, no king, la la la la la la...
Scar : Idiots! There will be a king!
Banzai : Hey, but you said...
Scar : I will be king! Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again.
Banzai , Shenzi : Yeah! All right! Long live the king!
[other hyenas join in]