Howl's Moving Castle (2004)
Billy Crystal: Calcifer
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Quotes
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[after Sofi puts a pan and bacon on Calcifer]
Calcifer : Here's another curse for you - may all your bacon burn.
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Old Sophie : All right Calcifer, let's get cooking.
Calcifer : I don't cook! I'm a scary and powerful fire demon!
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Howl : This war is terrible, they bomb from the southern coast to the northern border. It's all in flames now.
Calcifer : I can't stand the fire and gunpowder. Those dopey guys have absolutely no manners.
Howl : My own kind attacked me today.
Calcifer : Who? The Witch of the Wastes?
Howl : No, some hack wizards who turned themselves into monsters for the king.
Calcifer : Those wizards are going to regret doing that. They'll never change back into humans.
Howl : After the war, they won't recall they ever were human.
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Young Sophie : They say that the best blaze burns brightest when circumstances are at their worst.
Calcifer : Yeah, but no one really believes that. Come on, let's be honest.
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Howl : The Witch of the Waste and Madame Suliman's dog at my table? What possessed you to let them in my house?
Calcifer : I didn't let them in here! Sophie crash landed her plane into my face!
Howl : [laughs]
Old Sophie : Hmph!
Howl : I knew she'd make a great pilot!
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Howl : [Quietly amused] Calcifer? You're being so obedient.
Calcifer : Not on purpose! She bullied me!
Howl : Not just anybody can do that.
[Looks at Sophie]
Howl : And you are... who?
Old Sophie : Er, you can just call me Grandma Sophie. I'm your new cleaning lady. I just started work today.
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Howl : You didn't have to come back, Calcifer.
Calcifer : Yeah, I kinda missed you guys, and it looks like it's gonna rain.
Young Sophie : I missed you too, Calcifer.
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Young Sophie : Calcifer.
Calcifer : Sophie, I'm so tired.
Young Sophie : If I give Howl back his heart, what will happen to you?
Calcifer : I'll be okay if you do it, I think. I mean, you dumped water on me and Howl and we both survived.
Young Sophie : I'd better try then.
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[to Howl]
Calcifer : You shouldn't keep flying around like that. Soon you won't be able to turn back into a human.
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[Sophie removes Calcifer from the hearth]
Calcifer : No, no, no! Don't do this! Help! Help! Crazy lady with the shovel! If you kick me out that door, the castle could collapse!
Young Sophie : Good!
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Old Sophie : Are you the one moving this castle?
Calcifer : Of course I am! No one else does any work around here.
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Old Sophie : Do you know what Madame Suliman said? She said that Howl's heart was stolen by a demon. Tell me now, what do you know?
Calcifer : I'm so sorry but that would be confidential information.
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Young Sophie : A heart burns like a blue flame.
Calcifer : But it's still the heart of a child.