Chappelle's Show (2003–2006)
Paul Mooney: Self, Negrodamus
Quotes
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[Paul Mooney predicts the future as "Negrodamus"]
Audience Member : Negrodamus, will Arsenio Hall ever have a show again?
Negrodamus : Yes. Arsenio Hall will have a new show called "Good Morning, Black America". It will be played at noon throughout the country.
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Paul Mooney : White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Bryant Gumbel look like Malcolm X.
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Audience Member : Negrodamus, why is President Bush convinced there are weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
Negrodamus : Because he has the receipt.
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Man with Messed Up Teeth : How come us black people smoke so much weed?
Paul Mooney : I got a question for you, nigga. What happened to your teeth?
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Audience Member : Negrodamus, why do white people like Wayne Brady so much?
Negrodamus : White people like Wayne Brady because he makes Brian Gumbel look like Malcolm X.