Green Wing (2004–2007)
Katie Lyons: Naughty Rachel
Quotes
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Boyce : Mine says "Lowers sperm count" what does yours say?
Naughty Rachel : "May cause miscarriage"
[They swap cigarette packets and start smoking]
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Karen Ball : [online game] I don't want to be in Slytherin!
Naughty Rachel : You can't go back. The decision of the Sorting Hat is always final!
Karen Ball : [runs off crying]
Kim Alabaster : [starts after her]
Naughty Rachel : No! Careful! It might be a Slytherin trick...
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Kim Alabaster : Why are you hiding under your desk?
Karen Ball : I thought I saw a Clanger!
Kim Alabaster : [hides too]
Naughty Rachel : Poop-poop poop poop poop!
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Naughty Rachel : Oooh, Karen, Dr Martin Dear isn't-he-queer is on his way!
Karen Ball : Oh my God! How do I look?
Naughty Rachel : ...Rough.
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Naughty Rachel : What are you doing?
Dr. Martin Dear : I'm lurking!
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Naughty Rachel : [Mobiles set to Vibrate taped to her Breasts] Kiss me! I took it too far, didn't I?
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Boyce : [tequila slammers] If you're still standing after this one, I'll let you put your hand down my pants.
Naughty Rachel : Oh, God!
[They all drink and Rachel runs off to be sick]
Kim Alabaster : Still standing...
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Naughty Rachel : [kicks him]
Clerk : Ah, dammit!
Naughty Rachel : Sorry, Joanna says you're not allowed to use the photocopier for personal use.
Clerk : I suppose you were just following orders, then. Listen, would you like to go out sometime?
Naughty Rachel : Sure, and just so you know, I always fuck on the first date.
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Naughty Rachel : 90% of banknotes have had cocaine on them, so we're just giving these a lick.