With Six You Get Eggroll (1968)
Doris Day: Abby McClure
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Quotes
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Molly the Maid : [in front of Jake, Abby's date for the evening] Mrs. McClure! Now I need to put the meat on broil but your hair is on bake. Which should I do first?
Abby McClure : [humiliated] I think the *hair*, Molly.
Molly the Maid : False hair, false eyelashes, false bosoms. In my day women were flesh and blood, now they're 70% nylon and 30% foam rubber.
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Mitch McClure : [They're all gathered at a table in a Chinese restaurant] Boy, am I glad you two got married!
Abby McClure : You are?
Mitch McClure : Mm-hmm. Because with six, you get eggroll!
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Abby McClure : Pretty, huh. Why shouldn't he date a young chick? Why take the bus when you can fly?
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Jason McClure : Can I sleep with you, Mommy?
Abby McClure : Go! Get moving!
Jake Iverson : There's nothing wrong with that. I was just going to ask you the same thing.
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Abby McClure : [During a raucous party] If this wasn't my house I'd go home!
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Jason McClure : [walking into bedroom] Mommy!
Abby McClure : [hugging Jason] What is it, sweety?
Jason McClure : I can't find the bathroom!
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Abby McClure : The only thing I've never gotten is why parents never run away.
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Cleo : [approaches Jake getting out of his car] Oh, Jake... Well, howdy, neighbor.
Jake Iverson : [caught by surprise] Oh, Hi, Cleo...
Cleo : Sorry I haven't been over lately. I've been in Mexico - getting a divorce.
Cleo : [Cleo then notices Abby getting out of the car] Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you were alone.
Jake Iverson : No, no, I'm not... Abby, this is Mrs. Ruskin. She's my... it's the neighbor - next door.
Jake Iverson : [to Cleo] This is Abby, my wife.
Cleo : Well, I just, uh, *happened* to be walking down the street...
Abby McClure : It's a nice night for streetwalking, yeah...
Cleo : She *is* your wife, isn't she?