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Mrs. Sturak : Time for little boys to be in bed.
Zach Crandell : Can't you see I'm in the middle of a date?
Mrs. Sturak : [Opening the car door and tossing Cynthia out] And time for little trollops to go home!
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Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : You have spent over $3,000?
Zach Crandell , Kenny Crandell , Melissa Crandell , Walter Crandell : [sheepishly look at her]
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : You're grounded! You are ALL grounded! How could you steal from me?
Kenny Crandell : Well, now, they didn't really steal. They "borrowed". They were just following your irresponsible example.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : Oh, shut up, Kenny! I am in deep SHIT!
Melissa Crandell : Quit your job. Get out while you can.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : I'm an embezzler. They're gonna throw me in prison.
Zach Crandell : Nah, the judge will probably go easy on you considering that you're a minor.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : I'm not gonna give up. I'll keep working. I'll... work overtime if I have to. A few more paychecks, I'll be able to put it back and no one's gonna know, right? I'm innocent!
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Walter Crandell : She doesn't look dead.
Zach Crandell : That's because it just happened. So you can't really tell, like on "MacGyver".
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Zach Crandell : It was petty cash, YOU were spending petty cash.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : Zach, I bought a pair of boots and a magazine. You bought a home-entertainment center!
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Zach Crandell : Cynthia, you're my moon goddess.
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Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : Look, we are a family of felons. Our summer freedom's going to be a winter prison unless I get some help around here. I want the house spick-and-span by Saturday night or I'm turning us all in. Are you with me?
Kenny Crandell : Guys, what do you say?
Walter Crandell , Zach Crandell , Melissa Crandell : Yeah.
Kenny Crandell : Yeah? Come on, guys, what do you say?
Walter Crandell , Zach Crandell , Melissa Crandell : YEAH!
Kenny Crandell : YEAH! We're with you, Sue, ROCK AND ROLL!
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Zach Crandell : We told you to talk to her. We didn't want you to send her to the glue factory.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : I didn't kill her, Zach. She died in her sleep.
Melissa Crandell : Probably choked on her whistle.
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Kenny Crandell : Um... what should we do with her body?
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : Call an ambulance, call the cops, I don't know. Well... I mean they're gonna come and get her and they're gonna ask us a lotta questions...
Kenny Crandell : They'll probably blame us.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : [scared of the thought] They'll definitely call Mom!
Melissa Crandell : SHE'LL blame us.
Kenny Crandell : Yeah, she'll hop the next flight home and then be in our faces.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : I don't want Mom to come home.
Zach Crandell : I don't either.
Melissa Crandell : No way.
Walter Crandell : Me too.
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Mom : [catching Zach taking money from her wallet] Zach! Put it back. If you need money, ask first.
Zach Crandell : OK then, can I have $10?
Mom : Forget it!
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Kenny Crandell : What are we going to do for cash for the next two months?
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : What about a garage sale?
Kenny Crandell : We live in the boonies.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : What about calling Dad?
Kenny Crandell : Dad doesn't care.
Zach Crandell : What about blackmailing Dad?
Melissa Crandell : What about donating blood? Don't they pay you for that?
Kenny Crandell : You have to be over 18.
Sue Ellen "Swell" Crandell : Well, there goes our great summer.