Drop Dead Fred (1991)
Phoebe Cates: Elizabeth
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Quotes
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Fred : I can't believe we left the party so soon. And there was so much wine to spit around the place.
Elizabeth : I got upset.
Fred : "I got upset." God, you're so stupid. You never leave a party 'til the very very end.
Elizabeth : Oh really?
Fred : Yeah really.
Elizabeth : Well what about Cinderella? Remember what happened with her?
Fred : No I don't remember what happened *with her*. I deliberately forgot all about her. She made me puke. I remember the ugly stepsisters, they were great.
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Elizabeth : Oh, I almost forgot.
[picks her nose and wipes the snot on Charles's face]
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Fred : Boo!
Elizabeth : Ahhh!
Fred : Hello, Snotface! Yuck! What happened to you? Look at you. You're all older. You're even uglier. Uch. I'm sorry. I'm gonna have to be sick all over you immediately. Lie down.
[Pushes Elizabeth down on the bed]
Fred : Hang on. Where's all the dolls?
Elizabeth : [Whispers] Drop Dead Fred.
Fred : Where is the dolls?
[Throws dolls at Elizabeth]
Fred : I wanna play with the-Ah hah! The dolls! Hello, Jemima. Hello, Angelec.
[Makes the dolls say 'Hello.']
Fred : You're gonna die!
[Screams and hits Jemima's head against the door. Bites off Angelec's head. Throws dolls]
Fred : Mr. Pooh!
[Makes Mr. Pooh say 'Hello.']
Fred : You die too!
[Makes Mr. Pooh say 'No no no.']
Fred : Yes yes yes.
[Screams and rips Mr. Pooh's stuffing out while throwing the stuffing at Elizabeth]
Fred : [Makes Mr. Pooh scream 'No! My intestines. Not my intestines!']
[Spits on Mr. Pooh]
Elizabeth : [Whispers] I must be dreaming.
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Mickey Bunce : [comes home to find his daughter Natalie, covered with chocolate. He kneels next to her] Natalie, what happened?
Natalie Bunce : We wanted some chocolate! It's yummy, do you want some?
[offers Mickey her hand to lick]
Mickey Bunce : [chuckles] No, I don't want any.
Ms. Fuzzock : This young lady has made quite a mess in the kitchen, and she expects me to believe that some pretend friend did it.
Natalie Bunce : He's not pretend! He's drop dead Fred!
Elizabeth : [kneels down to speak to Natalie] What did you say?
Fred : [appearing from behind a tree] She said I'm not pretend. What are you deaf?
Mickey Bunce : Natalie, come on, what really happened?
Natalie Bunce : I'm telling you the truth! Don't you believe me?
Elizabeth : I believe you. Next time you see that drop dead Fred. You give him my love.
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Elizabeth : We don't have to be afraid anymore.
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Fred : [sitting inside the refrigerator]
[about Charles]
Fred : Snotface, he's the wrong man for you.
Elizabeth : I don't want to hear it
Fred : You're not happy.
[Elizabeth closes the fridge door]
Elizabeth : Yes I am.
Fred : [crawling from underneath a counter] Well, if you're so happy, then why I am still here, hmm?
Elizabeth : I can fix that.
[she pulls out the pills]
Fred : Oh no, don't do that. No, please, don't do that. Do-
[Elizabeth takes the pill, he dubs over in pain. While grinding pepper, Elizabeth sneezes and sends Fred bouncing against the walls]