ER (1994–2009)
Maura Tierney: Abby Lockhart
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Quotes
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Dr. Luka Kovac : I don't even know who she is!
Abby Lockhart : She knows who you are.
Dr. Luka Kovac : I don't think so.
Abby Lockhart : Oh, Luka, every woman who works in the hospital knows who you are. Trust me.
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Dr. Susan Lewis : I think you should talk to him, he seems depressed.
Abby Lockhart : He's european, it's his baseline.
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Abby Lockhart : I have the results from your blood exams. They show that you have leukemia.
Patient : [Takes a deep breath and resumes talking] Thank God! I thought you were going to say I have cancer!
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Abby Lockhart : These are the desk clerks, Jerry and Frank, please don't feed them.
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[Randi is reading everyone's horoscope]
Randi Fronczak : Hey, Abby. What's your sign?
Abby Lockhart : "Out of order".
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Dr. John Carter : [after Abby caught him kissing Susan] It's really more about friendship than anything else.
Abby Lockhart : Really? I've never seen you kiss Frank like that.
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Abby Lockhart : I'm beginning to hate Neela.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Well, she's a med student.
Abby Lockhart : I'm a med student!
Dr. Susan Lewis : To tell you the truth, she's starting to piss me off, too. Let's hate her together.
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Abby Lockhart : [admiring Luka's dinner preparations] Have you been watching Martha Stewart again?
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Dr. John Carter : You look tired.
Abby Lockhart : Really?
Dr. John Carter : Come to think of it, Frank looks tired, too.
Abby Lockhart : Yeah, that's because I spent the night slapping his ass until 3:00 a.m.
Dr. John Carter : Really?
Abby Lockhart : Well, have you seen him getting down today?
Dr. John Carter : Let's see. Frank! Have you gotten down today?
Frank : What?
Dr. John Carter : Never mind.
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Abby Lockhart : In what possible universe would I say "Let's polka?"
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Dr. Luka Kovac : [playing on a Playstation] Come on, we can hunt zombies together.
Abby Lockhart : Couldn't we just, reason with them?
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Dr. Luka Kovac : Try not to hit Morris with any desk tools.
Abby Lockhart : I'm not promising anything.
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Stanley : Larry took a bunch of pills, drank a bottle of gin, slit his wrists, and jumped into Lake Michigan.
Patient : Larry really wanted to die.
Abby Lockhart : Oh man, I uh...
Patient : Don't worry dear, you're really very good at this.
Patient : Yeah, everybody loves your sessions.
Stanley : Everybody except Larry.
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Frank : I thought he froze to death last winter
Abby Lockhart : The iceman cometh back.
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[about working in the ER]
Dr. Luka Kovac : It's really not so bad down here, Abby.
Abby Lockhart : Oh yeah? Compared to what?
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Abby Lockhart : First rule of girls' club is: you do not talk about girls' club.
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Dr. Greg Pratt : [looking at a snapshot of Jake] Nah, boxers would stick out more.
Neela Rasgotra : It could be tighty whiteys.
Frank : Thong.
Dr. Ray Barnett : Hey, maybe Abby could settle this.
Nurse Chuny Marquez : Abby, boxers or briefs?
Abby Lockhart : Actually, he goes commando.
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Abby Lockhart : You're nicer than I am.
Dr. Mark Greene : That's not much solace.
Abby Lockhart : I'm sorry.
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Abby Lockhart : So how was it... last night with the surgeon?
Dr. Elizabeth Corday : It was... splendid.
Abby Lockhart : Splendid? Is the British for hot and sweaty?
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Abby Lockhart : We've all cried... Sometimes it's the only thing you can do.
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Neela Rasgotra : What does R.W stand for?
Abby Lockhart : Really whiney?
Dr. Ray Barnett : Refusal to walk.
Neela Rasgotra : Refusal to walk has its own abbreviation.
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Abby Lockhart : [while baby shopping] Maybe a mobile of Croatian diplomats?
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Abby Lockhart : Why'd you stick me with this guy?
Dr. Susan Lewis : When did everyone become such scheduling divas?
Abby Lockhart : Well, I don't need a student. I'm better flying solo.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Is there something wrong with him?
Abby Lockhart : No, he's excellent. He's very good.
Dr. Susan Lewis : Oh, no, you like him, don't you?
Abby Lockhart : Okay, you know what...?
Dr. Susan Lewis : You do! You're blushing!
Abby Lockhart : We never had this conversation.
[starts to walk away]
Dr. Susan Lewis : Hey, haven't you had enough of doctors?
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Dr. Luka Kovac : For a long time, even when we weren't connecting a lot, you've... you've been the one person I can count on.
Abby Lockhart : I feel like that, too. You know that means a lot to me, that friendship.
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Abby Lockhart : If we were guys, we'd be talking about carbureters.
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Abby Lockhart : Can you help me with this?
[hands Susan a bunch of X-Ray results]
Dr. Susan Lewis : Well, I've denied my bladder this long...
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Dr. Neela Rasgotra : [about Jake] No need to talk about it?
Abby Lockhart : No, denial works.
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Abby Lockhart : [after Carter arrives] Glad you're here. Your fan club is getting restless.
Nurse Haleh Adams : What is it with you and nuns, Carter?
Nurse Chuny Marquez : It's almost kinky.