Spin City (1996–2002)
Heather Locklear: Caitlin Moore
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Quotes
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Deirdre : All right Blondie, listen up, here's the rules. You stay away from my man, or you and I are going to be co-starring in a play I like to call, "Deirdre the Prison Guard".
Caitlin : No offense, but I'm not interested in your man, so why don't you just march those $12 pumps back to the trailer park and whip up some dinner for cousin dad?
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[the Mayor is about to meet the President]
Mayor Winston : What if I slap him?
Caitlin : Why would you slap him?
Mayor Winston : Well, you know, you tell yourself, "Don't slap the President, don't slap the President."
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[locked in Paul's trunk]
Caitlin : I know you would enjoy this.
Mike : What are you taking about? I am not enjoying this!
Caitlin : Yes you are. I can feel "it."
Mike : That's a tire iron.
Caitlin : I don't care what sick name you call it! Get it off me!
[Pulls out a tire iron]
Mike : See.
Caitlin : Ok. Then what is "that!
Mike : Ok. I am a little excited.
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Caitlin : I'm gonna take you down to the park, take off all your clothes, and... smear you with honey.