But I'm a Cheerleader (1999)
Clea DuVall: Graham
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Quotes
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Graham : [after Megan sees Graham and Sinead dancing] Megan, it's not what you think.
Megan : That's why we came here, right? So *you* could be yourself.
Graham : I don't like Sinead that way.
Megan : Which way is that, clothed?
Graham : We weren't doing anything.
Megan : Oh, when you were going like this, you weren't doing anything.
Graham : No we, I wasn't, I wasn't doing that!
Megan : It doesn't matter.
Graham : Why are you freaking out?
Megan : It's none of my business. Do what you want.
Graham : You want me to do what I want?
Megan : I could care less.
Graham : What I *really* want?
Megan : Screw you!
[Graham kisses Megan]
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Graham : [to Megan] I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie, aren't you?
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Graham : What, would you tie her to your bed and zap her to death, or are you running low on batteries?
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Graham : I'm Graham, and I like girls. A lot.
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Mary : Ok, then, who's left to report out their root? Andre?
Andre : Shit, Ms. Mary, I ain't the only one who ain't got no root.
Mary : Andre, we don't use profanity or double negatives here at True Directions. Ok, who's next? Megan!
Megan : Well, I've really been thinking but I just can't think of anything.
Graham : I think our little Prom Queen is too afraid to disclose.
Megan : Oh, really? What's your root, Graham?
Graham : We're working on your issue here, not mine. You're deflecting.
Mary : Actually, I think it might be a great idea for Megan to be reminded of your root, Graham.
Graham : My mother got married in pants.
[group applauds]
Mary : All right, let's see, uh, Dolph!
Dolph : Too many locker room showers with the varsity team.
Mary : Hilary?
Hilary : Um, all girl boarding school.
Mary : Sinead.
Sinead : I was born in France.
Mary : Clayton.
Clayton Dunn : My mom let me play in her pumps.
Jan : I like balls.
Mary : Why, thank you for that Jan.
[group applauds]
Mary : Joel?
Joel : Traumatic... bris. So... yeah.
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Mary : Have you ever had a boyfriend?
Megan : Yes. For 2 years, we've been going steady. And I really love him. He's smart, and popular...
Graham : [interrupting, sarcastically] And he's got the biggest dick I've never seen.
Hilary : Well, um, have you ever - had sex with him?
Megan : I'm a Christian.
Hilary : It's really easy to be a prude when you're not attracted to him, isn't it?