The O.C. (2003–2007)
Kelly Rowan: Kirsten Cohen
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Quotes
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Seth : Yeah, it's too bad you're leaving. We never eat like this.
Kirsten : That's not true. I cook all the time.
Seth : [scoffs] Dad...
Sandy : I'm sorry, honey.
[starts laughing]
Kirsten : Let's just eat.
Sandy : We're not saying we want you to cook more.
Seth : Oh...
[blows raspberry]
Seth : Hell, no. You remember the meat loaf incident of '98?
Kirsten : That was brisket.
Seth : Yeah, that's my point exactly.
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Sandy : And you know, they do find foster home for kids your age.
Seth : Yeah, because everyone wants a brand new teenager.
[everyone stares at him]
Seth : I'm sorry if I'm the only one here that will state the obvious...
Kirsten : Seth.
Seth : - But we have all this extra room, right? We have a pool house. Yet, you guys are going to ship him off to a group home. Am I the only one who gets how much that sucks?
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Kirsten : [frowns] Why is that ninja smoking a cigarette?
Sandy : Honey honey, I don't actually think that's a ninja, ninjas usually wear capes, right?
Kirsten : oooh so a ninja is like a super hero
Seth : [had enough] mom, dad, you two enjoy
[gets up]
Seth : Ryan
[steps over Sandy's legs]
Seth : give me five minutes
Sandy : Where you goin?
[Ryan smiles]
Sandy : come on back
Ryan : Nice work
[Kirsten smiles, pleased]
Sandy : Never underestimate a parent's ability to mortify his child
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Kirsten : Julie, I am not going to a place called The Petting Zoo. You don't know where the pets have been.
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Sandy : Well, you've been tryin'a get him to come to Thanksgiving for years.
Kirsten : The only reason why he is here is because his food didn't show up and the game is on.
[drinks]
Sandy : You know, you might wanna slow down with that. You're drinkin on an empty stomach.
Kirsten : Don't you tell me to slow down. Tell him to hit the bricks!
Sandy : Hit the bricks? Who talks like that?
Kirsten : Don't you judge me. I have a family that won't let me cook for Thanksgiving dinner, I have a father who is using me for my candied yams, and we are out of Merlot!
Anna : Do you want some... privacy?
Sandy : Oh...