TMNT (2007)
Mikey Kelley: Michelangelo
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Quotes
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Michelangelo : I have nightmares about birthday parties.
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Master Splinter : Ah, good morning boys!
Leonardo , Donatello , Michelangelo : Good morning Sensei.
Raphael : Sup'.
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Michelangelo : Why skate a half-pipe when you can skate a sewer pipe?
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April O'Neil : [observes Winters laying on floor] It's Winters.
Michelangelo : Looks more like fall to me.
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Michelangelo : What do you think it is?
Donatello : An interdimensional portal to a distant world, I would assume.
Michelangelo : Ooooh! I want one!
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Michelangelo : [looking in the monster's capsules for Leonardo] Leo?
[monster leaps at window snarling]
Michelangelo : Sorry, wrong cage.
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Michelangelo : I'd give us a ten for style.
Michelangelo : An eight for skill.
Michelangelo : And a two for stealth.
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[from trailer]
Michelangelo : [falls into a dumpster] I'm okay!
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Raphael : OK, Leo, I'll bite. What're we doing up here?
Leonardo : I told Splinter I'd get this team in shape again.
Michelangelo : Hey, I've been training. Since you've left, my videogame scores have, like, doubled.
Leonardo : Right...
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Michelangelo : [re: Nightwatcher] I hear his bike turns into a plane, or like a jet pack. Hey Don, you're so smart, why don't we have jet packs?
Donatello : Yeah, that's good, Mikey. I don't even trust you with a driver's license.
[to the others]
Donatello : Have you seen the way this guy drives?
Michelangelo : [they hear a monster roar] Woah... Ho Ho someone's craky!
Raphael : [to Leo] ok Jungle Boy, grab a vine
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Donatello : Within hours, we'll lose the city. Within days, the country. And within weeks... the world.
Michelangelo : Oh, so it's like Hailey's Comet - only monsters come out!
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[from trailer]
Michelangelo : Did anyone get the license plate of that thing that hit us last night? It looked like your mom, dude!
[laughs]
Donatello : ...Yeah, that would make her your mom too, doofus.
Michelangelo : ...Nuts.
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Michelangelo : Dudes, did anyone get the license plate number of that thing that hit us last night? Man, my head.
Donatello : Okay, that was just weird, first the Foot, then that hideous monster,
Michelangelo : Yeah, it looked like your mom, dude!
Donatello : Yeah, that would make her your mom too, dufus.
Michelangelo : Whatever.
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Michelangelo : [pauses skateboarding] Oh, so it's like Haley's Comet, only monsters come out?
Donatello : Umm, well, yes, I guess so.
Michelangelo : I'm smart.
[skateboards off-screen, sound of a loud crash]
Michelangelo : OW! I'm OK!
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Michelangelo : Sensei, are you all right?
Master Splinter : [chuckles] We must do this more often.
Master Splinter : Ee-yah!
[kicks demon back into vortex]
Master Splinter : I still got it!
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Michelangelo : [talking in his sleep] Duuuude.