30 Rock (2006–2013)
Kevin Dotcom Brown: Dot Com
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Jack : Have you ever considered becoming the celebrity face of the Republican Party?
Tracy Jordan : What? Hell no! Black people supporting Republicans? Does hot support cold? Does rain support the Earth?
Jack : Now, that mis-perception is precisely why the GOP needs better celebrities. And a black celebrity, such as yourself, would really make us look good. Now, do you like lower taxes?
Tracy Jordan : If I paid taxes, I sure would.
Jack : How about gun ownership?
Tracy Jordan : Go on.
Jack : States' rights?
Tracy Jordan : I love states' rights!
Jack : And, let none of us forget that the GOP is the party of Lincoln.
Tracy Jordan : Lincoln was a Republican?
Dot Com : Actually, today's Republican Party would be unrecognizable to Lincoln. He fought a war to preserve federal authority over the states. That's not exactly small government.
Jack : Dot Com, this need you have to be the smartest guy in the room is... off-putting.
Dot Com : I guess that's why I'm still single.