Deadpool (2016)
Jed Rees: Recruiter
Photos
Quotes
-
Recruiter : What if I told you we can cure your cancer? And what's more, give you abilities most mean only dream of?
Wade Wilson : I'd say that you sound like an infomercial, but not a good one, like Slap Chop. More Shake Weight-y.
-
Recruiter : Mr. Wilson.
Wade Wilson : How can I help you? Besides luring children into a panel van.
-
Recruiter : Mr. Wilson. Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else's. You finally hit "fuck it."
Wade Wilson : Just promise you'll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else.
Recruiter : Of course.
Wade Wilson : And please don't make the super-suit green. Or animated.
-
Deadpool : 41 confirmed kills. Now it's 80. About to be 90.
Recruiter : Mr. Wilson?
Deadpool : Ding-ding.
Recruiter : You're looking very alive.
Deadpool : Ha! Only on the outside!
Recruiter : This is not going to end well for me, is it?
Deadpool : This is not gonna end well for you, no. Where's your boss?
Recruiter : I can tell you exactly...
Deadpool : Oh, you tell me. But first... You might wanna look way for this. Now this little piggy went to...
[pushes the camera away and the Recruiter screams]