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- A group of divorced friends tries to get back to the single life.
- Parents Bob (Andy Richter) and Carol (Rebecca Creskoff) work hard to raise their very different teenage quintuplets.
- The Chases' car has had it, but father Bob has a great idea: they can earn a new mono-volume just like they got their old '5-mobile', by making another quintuplet-commercial, the same car company is interested. Alas the reason they stopped doing commercials hasn't changed either: they must do an audition against the perfect, blond Helberg quintuplets, mercilessly managed by greedy, arrogant father Francis who never looses. Parker refuses to do a car commercial because of his Greenpeace-minded girlfriend, so Paige's brainless boyfriend Tyler pretends to be Parker. The Helbergs get the job because the Chases fight hopelessly, but when bossy Francis 'fires' his son Chase for becoming Penny's boyfriend, even five nincompoops are better then four stars to play quintuplets...
- It's Battle of the Bands time at school, Parker is entered and it brings back regrets for Bob. Patton teaches Paige and her friends how to dance. Penny is in love with a smelly musician, and for some reason, Pearce is playing the theremin.
- Bob and Carol find that the quints are really sick of 'Quintsmas', which means getting no Christmas presents until the Christmas sale, just pictures on the actual holiday, so they risk all their Christmas budget at blackjack in Atlantic City, using Bob's tried-and-unapproved system, and, to stop her hysteric encouragement, Carol's nonexistent one at another table, with a surprising series of high and low results - Meanwhile: Parker looks forward to playing Joseph in a Nativity stall with a hot teacher as narrator, but Patton worms his way in, for lack of an open part as live baby Jesus, and lives Parker's nightmare - Paige is so eager to sing carols with the Tinsel Tones that she promises Penny her MP-3 player to stand in for a sick alto; carol-hating Penny accepts, but deliberately misses every tone until the director throws her out, yet - Pearce begs hard enough to get another go as elf, although way older then his colleagues, with the same Santa he already bit as a toddler, who rightly fears more pain to come, which however proves someone else's opportunity.
- The quints want to go to a party, but the parents object. The boys manage to escape, and get hooked up with crazy college boy Luskin, eager to travel with him to Canada where girls will run in the snow bare-bosom. While ma Carol discovers that pa Bob has converted a room she ignores since 13 years into his secret subterranean hideout 'camp Bob', the trio finds life with Luskin is never dull but even less safe or satisfying: he moons but after Pearce tanks diesel in the gas car they loose their cloths in a dryer...
- When Parker and Patton realize Pierce still is a virgin who never even made 'second base', they give him brotherly advice -also for the cause of guys making girls easy- and Parker even hands-on practice, badly needed given Pierce's natural clumsiness... Patton has a scam selling his 'secret odorless aphrodisiac', actually water, but his accomplice has her own hidden agenda... Carol enjoyed getting out this month of taking the girls to her 98-year great aunt Sylvia, a nasty nagging bag, but envies Bob when they find Sylvia fallen to her death from diving down the garbage shoot after a cookie...
- Mother Carol is disappointed neither Parker nor Penny wants to go out dining with the parents as 'special quint day' anymore, so she tricks dad into going to the diner exactly when Parker is there with his date Eliza, even reserves the table next to them; to both boys' horror, her interference only makes the girl insist they pull the tables together and enjoy embarrassing memories. Paige dates unattractive banker's son Hugo, whose inheritance makes him appear physically attractive in her bird brain, so Penny dares her to go out with him at her own expense. Patton goes help foxy Chelsea with her PC, but her mastiff dog Twinkle proves an overprotective bodyguard, so he gets Pierce to come along and entertain the dog. When dad explains to ma how she's only driving Parker away, she transfers her 'quality time' to Bob.
- Dad grins the kids' half-birthday makes them old enough to work for their own money. In no time Parker finds a pick-up dream job at a burger joint; he panics when his first zit appears, blaming it on the frying fat, till he finds girls love the idea of popping it out. Patton proves a born shoe-salesman, who can give girls the feeling they deserve ridiculously expensive footwear, at their own cost; alas birdbrain Paige also signs on and stupidly tells customers the truth, their supervisor Neil has a soft sport for the twit- the second day, their bickering gets them both- fired. Pierce takes a pet-shop job and gets hopelessly attached to most of the live merchandise and buys one after the other. Now they save a fortune on allowances, dad Bob spends one on a motorcycle, and dreads telling the wife. Penny is fired in the video-store on her first day, but makes dad hire her 'not telling ma about the motorcycle'. When Pierce's cockatoo bites off Parker's zit, his scream make dad run in wearing his biker-outfit...
- The quintuplets' high school team, the Coogars, holds auditions. As always Parker aces his athletic star spot, Pearce gets to be the team mascot, but Paige is a wreck: stinking at cheer-leading isn't good enough to become a Cougerette just because she looks good! At first dad Bob feels a bit sick when he hears her spot has been taken by his youngest Patton, who simply wouldn't just roll over when failing team selection -as the shortest player ever that was always a long shot- but seconds ex-cheer-leading mother Carol's enthusiasm when he learns there are even scholarships for superior cheerleaders. Parker doesn't have the heart to tell his baby-brother his real motivation, hot Haley, never even looks at a non-jock, but to Parker's surprise she does notice who holds her up with her firm thighs firmly pressed against his neck. Unfortunately, and even pushy Patton can only tell dad so after throwing ma out, there's a biological way to tell he notices her noticing him: his pole promptly stands to attention because of chick attention! Dad dreads putting it to words, but does his duty: if nothing else helps, don't look like a jerk but jerk off. The technique works, and even makes Haley pay him more attention then his studly big brother who generously stands by, but only if applied timely, which proves painfully difficult, so when the gents are closed for janitor jobs, finding the little monkey in his locker to spank his monkey doesn't exactly do wonders for poor perplex Parker's performance either, and then there still is the human pyramid, with the lightweight dwarf on top ...
- Penny decides to have a live science project: manipulating the dumbest kid in class, popular sister Paige, who normally depends on nerds to do all the work for her, to construct a cool hemoglobin molecule model. Cool big brother Parker gets disappointed twice in a row: first hot new girl Jessica Geiger shows no interest whatsoever in the hunk but takes instantly to kid brother Patton, then Alayna continues to play him against weird brother Pearce, so they team up for a science project, the human battery, using Parker's body to take the shocks, and again, after his iPod was dismantled for parts to construct a lie detector, to test it. Mother volunteers in a seniors home 'to give something back', dad decides raising quintuplets is enough merit to society, in fact he deserves a plaque for it. Patton finds out why Jessica likes him, and it's none of his qualities. Nerd Eric points out Penny's project's fatal flaw.
- Father Bob and mother Carol Chase rather miss the time when their quintuplets were small, cute and made them happy and popular. When it gets a bit too much, dad buys tickets to a Springsteen concert just for the two of them, but underestimates the effect of spiced brownies he cheerfully accepts there. Since ma's mindless meddling with a party only the eldest boy Parker and girl where invited for at Brooke's place, while her rule says one, all or none of the five siblings, results in it being canceled as it was never parentally authorized, which makes the 'quints' the least popular kids in school, they decide to interrupt their usual bickering and throw a (forbidden) party at the Chase house instead while the oldies are out, where 'baby brother' Patton expects to score his first female conquest...
- Penny gets the chance of a lifetime to leave the town: her own Romeo and Juliet school production can earn her a scholarship. Alas supervising teacher Ms. Hentschel not only forces her to dump gay talent Matt as Romeo for Patton, who thus gets to kiss Parker's girlfriend Carrie, who never kisses the hunk on the lips, while the Chase parents make Penny appoint worthless Paige for the props she plans to dispense with altogether, but Hentschel frowns on Penny's minimalistic approach, so she is forced to do it line-prompter Pearce's comics superhero-way. Meanwhile pa Bob manages to make his neighbor invite him and ma for a dinner and, his point, jacuzzi, but that isn't always as naked as they believed. On the opening night, even patiently supportive big brother Parker is trough watching Patton get all the kisses, and arranges for an alternative course of events...
- Patton's girlfriend Julie and Penny's boyfriend Brady enjoy double-dating, they don't, and their pretense of confidence viz. intellect drives their over-impressed normal mates away. Pearce enlists Parker's help to stop him going after Alayne always and everywhere, even with handcuffs and projectiles. Ma Carol forced dad Bob to take dance lessons, Matt far too generously offers to teach them for free and after hours, so Bob tries stinking at everything and crushes her ankle, but she makes him pursue the course alone; when Matt chickens out of the hopeless task, having arranged for a female colleague, Sophia, Carol gets jealous...
- The quints have their school ball. Parker is always in demand, but while his first choice Carrie Friedman easily accepted, 'irresistible' bully Gino Grazano forces his creepy sister Gina on the stud, who finds any attempt to make himself undesirable, even onion stench, backfires. Patton, indomitably ambitious as ever, asks every good-looking girl in school, in alphabetical order, but gets his act together as 'dying kid' in time to land nobody less then adult video star (known to dad 'where did I see you?'!) 'Catherine Zeta-Juggs'. Penny planned to make a protest appearance as zombie couple with gay Matt, but Pierce's obsessional swing dancing is irresistible to the gay swinger; dad fears even Pearce may get a bad rep as weirdo from that one, and manages to make them jealous enough to break up. Mother can't stop complaining she missed her prom because dad was still drunk from a mates night boozing before...
- Mother can't handle tutoring artistic nut-case Pearce anymore, so dad does but is suckered into writing his English paper for him, to prove to ma he's not just a C-grades idiot, and treated exactly like the schoolboy. Ever ambitious and horny Patton aims no lower then his foxy new English teacher, so he pretends to be a moron in need of her home tutoring. Alas that puts her adult date, coach Scales, in a fulminating foul mood, which must sorely be worked off by- torturing well-behaved jock Parker and his teammates all evening with inhuman exercise series, till they drop and then much more. Meanwhile airhead Paige manages to convert studious Penny's favorite, intellectually most challenging teacher into just another fashion slave... .
- Ma Carol wants to make a good impression a her college friend Lisa, now a London publisher, who is visiting on Thanksgiving, so she hires Penny to play the devoted daughter. Bob's slick womanizing -hence the boys' idol- brother Steve, a sports agent, also stops by and pretends to go help out in a shelter, but in fact takes Bob to a nightclub as wingman to entertain Lisa Appleby, the friend of Olympic swimmer Amanda Beard who he hopes to sign up; alas showing off a bouncing trick with his wedding ring goes bad for Bob, and not just there... Pearce doesn't trust Penny actually got a biologically raised turkey which died from natural causes, so he conducts a thorough investigation, with autopsy. Meanwhile French exchange student Gabrielle seems to fall for ever-horny midget Patton, not studly brother Parker, only she has precise preferences: her man should sweat like a horse, shave his legs and wear mime lipstick, but why?
- In a particularly foul mood, mother forbids Patton to date for a month 'to teach him respect for girls' and makes shopaholic Paige get rid of all cloths which don't fit in her closet, that's about half. When she tells Pearce she can't bring herself to sell the unlucky half at the second hand shop, her dear brother volunteers to do the job the next morning, but ignores she already sold the pile she meant... Pressed by ma Carol to teach Patton something to give him another source of pride then seducing, pa Bob shows him his meanest wrestling tricks, shamelessly abusing poor Parker, and finds the midget is actually talented, but after three weeks of triumphs his next opponent turns out to be an undefeated girl, an utter humiliation, maybe even by ma's feminist standards... Penny dares 'chicken nerd' Parker into taking her for a ride, but after his demonstration of safe driving she deliberately ignores a red light- and notices too late there was a camera working...
- The Quints' old best friend returns after five years in Africa; Penny has boy trouble; Parker and Pearce are after the same girl; while Paige has a slumber party, Mom and Dad sneak off to a sleazy motel for a little love.
- Dad Bob Chase is delighted one of the TV show who hovered around the quints as babies plans to make a 'where are they now' on their family, but when Patton makes him aware producer Mark Lawrence also makes reality TV, they two hope to convince him to make one about the Chases. They fear all-American athlete Parker is too tame, so dad sets his 'boring' best son up as a weed addict. Ma can only be persuaded to participate if she has a career again, so Bob pays her former boss to 'hire' her back in publishing. Pearce melts when told his adored Alayna has broken up with her boyfriend. Patton sees an opportunity to cast a sexy, camera-horny girlfriend, but picks one too stupid even to remember his name properly. Things go even worse once the recording starts, and about that reality concept...
- Dad hadn't sold anything in two months, so he's hell-bent to land Mr. Reynolds' office contract, but under his 'me too' approach that requires Patton playing a ten-year old boyscout (for a percentage), him and mother 'warming up' to the client's wife's ludicrous fashion creations and faking a passion for lobster-fishing while he's actually allergic to shellfish. Paige refuses to pay back any of the money she borrowed from Penny now her tips came in, all spend on new cloths, so Penny takes a waitress job there too, just to make sure the crappy service will kill Paige's tips till she pays up. As they are still both hot for Alayna, Parker comes up with a perfect plan: Pearce has her early, then rushes off on an emergency and leaves Parker with her; it takes a ketchup trap for comics to make the dufus leave, but even then Parker concludes his brother has the better magic, so he bows out gracefully- only to learn the bitch is running off with a cute waiter.
- Nobody else wanted to, but mother insists to participate in a twins - and multiples convention. Dad is forced to go talk to a future quints father, who concludes from the truth it's high time to run for his life. Patton meets sexy twins who won't date separately, so he plays his imaginary twin Peter too. Pearce has constructed a womb experience, which means nothing to Parker- except a money machine. Penny and Paige date twins they once knew as unsightly brats, but meanwhile turned out hunky studs, alas both prefer- Paige, the better kisser!
- The Chase family is in state of emergency when Penny gets the flue, so she's quarantined in the basement because last time it went around thrice ('quintuplets contagious' contracts to the title). She looks at it from the bright side, having 'her own room', but then her stupid sister Paige follows, who is so addicted to gossip she pays anything for listener's time- in time that affliction also proves contagious. Pierce is so weird anyway that nobody can tell if he's affected by anything- now he wears PJs because he gets his best ideas in bed, mixes maths with English and watches TV without turning it on 'just as if he had his own reality TV show'. Mother breaks dad's rules by visiting them, so he locks her up too; at first she kindly tends to the kids, then gets sick herself and spiteful. The other boys don't want it to get known, but Parker is next struck down and sequestered. When the younger boys follow, dad finally has the house to him alone and forgets all about his urgent business.
- Dad Bob won a cell phone at work; the kids all want one since ages, but ma insists on the hated rule: when something can't benefit all five, none get it; Parker presses the point that only denies all of them all kinds of things, so pa tries an alternative: a week-long contest who scores most points by doing chores. Parker turns the idea down as degrading, but the others are too eager: Patton needs it to get girls, preselected on shaky boyfriend-relationships, on the rebound; Paige craves anything to yap and all her friends have on-she even carries a fake to save face; Penny just wants to prevent Paige getting one; Pierce claims it would save from isolation his Mongolian Internet-pen pall and his entire village. Pa abuses his judging power to turn the kids into abject slaves, to ma's disgust, although she enjoys the spare time to takes a course- erotic pole dancing! After his week of bliss at the quints' expense, pa hopes to prolong his heaven and their hell by calling a four-way tie, but now they all turn to Parker, who inspires a total chores-strike until they all get cell phones, and it really hurts. Now the parents try every trick to divide them, pretending Patton or Pierce made a private deal with them, and when that fails tell Parker he can decide who gets the only phone...
- Stuart's (David Alan Basche) work life is turned upside down when Phil (Donald Faison) sleeps with his dental assistant. Holly (Kristen Johnston) lends Eden (Kelly Stables) some outfits and soon discovers her clothes have a better social life than her.
- When Holly has to face her cheating ex-fiancé for the first time since they broke up, she enlists the guys' help to prove to him he lost the best thing he ever had.
- Divorce attorney Holly (Kristen Johnston) sets up newly single Stuart with also divorced roommates: Phil (Donald Faison) and Haskell (Wayne Knight). After a rocky start with Stuart the unlikely team helps him come to terms with his new unmarried life.
- Phil (Donald Faison) uses Holly's assistant to help him land a star jockey as a client, but he's got his eyes on a bigger prize. Haskell (Wayne Knight) talks Stuart into selling sentimental mementos from his marriage but Stuart has trouble letting go.
- Holly (Kristen Johnston), determined to find Stuart (David Alan Basche) a date, introduces him to a woman who turns out to be a true professional. Haskell (Wayne Knight) invents a fabulous online lifestyle for himself in order to one-up his ex-wife.
- Phil (Donald Faison), Stuart (David Alan Basche), and Haskell (Wayne Knight) are forced to trade apartments with Holly (Kristen Johnston) when her mother (Judith Light) comes for a visit because Holly never told her mother her engagement ended months ago.
- Phil (Donald Faison) meets a foreign lingerie model who doesn't speak English and Stuart (David Alan Basche) has to act as interpreter. Eden helps Holly overcome a bad first impression with a handsome neighbor. Haskell buys a coffin as an investment.
- Haskell (Wayne Knight) panics when his online girlfriend surprises him with a visit, because he used Phil's (Donald Faison) picture as his own. Holly discovers a homeless man in the laundry room and learns appearances can be very deceiving.
- When Stuart's favorite restaurant is about to close, he takes Phil along for one last meal, only to bump into Phil's ex-wife who is now engaged. Holly is baffled by mixed signals from a cute co-worker. Haskell starts an online traffic school.
- Phil (Donald Faison) is nervous when Holly (Kristen Johnston) starts dating his top client - basketball player Kevin Tyler (Amar'e Stoudemire). Haskell (Wayne Knight) lures Stuart (David Alan Basche) into the world of sports betting.
- When the guys can't resolve their differences, Holly sends the three of them to couples' therapy, where they discover that Holly is the problem.
- Against his better judgment, Phil gives the gang a tour of his boss' yacht with chaotic results.
- Holly takes Haskell on a practice date, and finds herself blown away by Haskell's hidden talents. Stuart embarrasses Phil when he tries way too hard to fit in with Phil's friends.
- The gang's relationships are thrown out of whack when Holly discovers there's way more to Stuart than meets the eye.
- Holly tries to get to the bottom of a big secret between Eden and her boss. Stuart is about to be reunited with his beloved dog - until Phil loses him.
- Phil's quest to land a new client puts the boys in a strip club, and Stuart in the hospital. Holly's new "magic bra" works wonders.
- Holly volunteers to help Stuart impress his ex at a ballroom dance competition, but Holly's "talent" hurts more than it helps. Phil meets his match in a woman who beats him at his own game.
- After giving Holly's new boyfriend Paul a hard time, the guys make amends and Paul invites them to the party of a lifetime. But on the way, Stuart discovers that Paul's ex-wife might still be in the picture.
- Holly rushes to look for sperm donors when she finds out her biological clock is rounding midnight. The guys pledge to find her the perfect match--and who could be more perfect than themselves?
- Holly's office crush Paul returns to work, and she is determined to find out how he feels about her once and for all. Stuart, sick of doing all the cleaning himself hires a maid, who quickly turns Haskell's life upside down.
- Desperate to impress her perfect sister Jill, Holly invents an alternative lifestyle for herself that quickly spirals out of control. Meanwhile, the guys are riding high on a "special" dish cooked up by Stuart.
- Phil's client, tennis star Chuck Feeney, stays with the guys to hide from the paparazzi. But Chuck the ladies' man turns out to be more of a man's man. Haskell and Holly compete over who can take better care of pregnant Eden.
- When the guys accidentally break Holly's vibrator, they scramble to fix it before she finds out so it doesn't ruin their friendship.
- When Holly and Eden date two charming French men who shower them with gifts and glamorous living, they wonder if their dream dates are too good to be true. Phil and Haskell train Stuart on how to confront a bully at the bar.
- When Phil and Holly make a pact to ask their bosses for raises, Phil gets fired. Holly tries to help Phil get his job back. Stuart's integrity is tested when he dates a British woman with repulsive teeth.
- Phil opens his own agency and enlists Eden as his temporary assistant to help sign his first client. Meanwhile, Holly hires Haskell as her temporary assistant. Stuart pursues the Yelper who smeared his practice's perfect rating.