- Joe Musik: You a homicide man?
- Butch Saunders: No, robbery.
- Joe Musik: The guy you're replacing was a rape man. He was no good on this stuff. Too much of a one-track mind.
- Lady Who Wants Her Cook Back: Can you imagine my husband running away with my cook?
- Captain Webb: We'll do everything we can to find your husband.
- Lady Who Wants Her Cook Back: Nevermind about him, I want my cook!