- Baines: There's lies and lies.
- Mrs. Baines: What do you mean by that?
- Baines: Some lies are just kindness.
- Inspector Crowe: How much easier it would be if everybody told the police the truth in the first place.
- Phillipe: We've got to think of lies and tell them all the time. And then they won't find out the truth.
- Mrs. Baines: Master Phillipe, we-- we've always been friends, haven't we?
- Phillipe: No!
- Mrs. Baines: We were friends last night. Do you remember that secret we had about them?
- Phillipe: We didn't have a secret.
- Mrs. Baines: Oh, you know all about them! You're not such a child as you pretend to be! You've got a nasty, wicked mind and it ought to be beaten out of you!
- Housekeeper #1: Not healthy to be as clean as all that.
- Housekeeper #2: Anyway, these foreigners like a bit of dirt.