You Only Live Twice (1967)
Desmond Llewelyn: 'Q'
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Quotes
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Tiger Tanaka : I have much curiosity, Bond-san. What is Little Nellie?
James Bond : Oh, she's a wonderful girl. Very small. Quite fast. Can do anything. Just your type.
Tiger Tanaka : A toy helicopter?
Q : No, it's certainly not a toy! You'll see. We've made one or two improvements since you've used her last. I'll give you the drill.
Tiger Tanaka : This can only be for children! Don't use it, Bond-san; take my helicopter instead.
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Q : [Showing Bond the improvements to little Nellie, his one-man helicopter] Right. Now, pay attention. Two machine guns, fixed.
James Bond : Synchronized to what?
Q : A hundred yards; using incendiaries, and high explosives. Two rocket launchers, forward-firing, one on either side.
James Bond : Fine.
Q : Now, two heat-seeking air-to-air missiles; sixty miles a minute.
James Bond : Good.
Q : Flame guns. Two of them, firing astern.
James Bond : What range?
Q : Eighty yards. Two smoke ejectors, next door to them. Aerial mines; now, remember to use them only when directly above target. That's about the lot, I think. You know the rest, don't you?
James Bond : Yes.
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Tiger Tanaka : [discussing Osato Chemicals' supertanker, the Ning-Po, which is known to be smuggling rocket fuel] We shadowed the Ning-Po to the outer islands.
Aki : It was very dark. Hard to see her all the time.
Tiger Tanaka : But we know she stopped somewhere. Look at these photos.
[Tiger hands James photos of the Ning-Po]
Aki : Look at the water line.
James Bond : [noticing the higher water line of the ship in seperate photos] You're right. Fully laden here, and empty here.
James Bond : [getting up] I want to take a look at the island now. Is Little Nellie here?
Tiger Tanaka : Yes. And her father.
[James, Aki, and Tiger enter a nearby garage where an agitated and sweating Q is waiting]
James Bond : [sarcastically] Welcome to Japan, Dad. Is my little girl hot and ready?
Q : [annoyed] Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose, and I'm in no mood for your juvenile quips.