S1.E1 ∙ One on the TownThu, May 14, 1981Guy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.8.2/10 (101)Rate
S1.E2 ∙ PolynesiantownThu, May 21, 1981Johnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.8.3/10 (102)Rate
S1.E3 ∙ Southside FracasThu, May 28, 1981Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.8.1/10 (101)Rate
S1.E4 ∙ CompilationThu, Jun 18, 1981A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.8.2/10 (101)Rate
S1.E5 ∙ Lunchtime Street BeefThu, Jul 2, 1981Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."8.4/10 (101)Rate
S1.E8 ∙ Bouncin' Back to You with the TubesThu, Jul 23, 1981Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.8.3/10 (102)Rate
Top-ratedS1.E9 ∙ The Great White NorthThu, Jul 30, 1981Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.8.6/10 (103)Rate
Top-ratedS1.E10 ∙ CCCP 1Thu, Oct 15, 1981SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.9.0/10 (112)Rate
S1.E11 ∙ I'm Taking My Own Head...Thu, Oct 22, 1981Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.8.3/10 (103)Rate
S1.E12 ∙ ZontarThu, Oct 29, 1981The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.8.3/10 (102)Rate
S1.E13 ∙ Walter Cronkite's BrainThu, Nov 5, 1981David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.8.4/10 (98)Rate
S1.E14 ∙ Doorway to HellThu, Nov 19, 1981Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.8.5/10 (99)Rate
Top-ratedS1.E15 ∙ The GodfatherThu, Dec 10, 1981A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.8.8/10 (104)Rate
S1.E16 ∙ SCTV Staff Christmas PartyThu, Dec 17, 1981Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.8.2/10 (103)Rate
S1.E17 ∙ Teacher's PetThu, Feb 11, 1982Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.8.5/10 (99)Rate
S1.E18 ∙ Midnight Video SpecialThu, Feb 18, 1982Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.8.5/10 (98)Rate
Top-ratedS1.E19 ∙ The Great White North PalaceThu, Apr 15, 1982Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.8.6/10 (100)Rate
S1.E20 ∙ Pre-Teen World TelethonThu, Apr 22, 1982The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.8.2/10 (97)Rate
Top-ratedS1.E21 ∙ People's Global Golden Choice AwardsFri, Apr 30, 1982When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.8.6/10 (100)Rate
S1.E22 ∙ 3D Stake from the HeartThu, May 13, 1982Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.8.4/10 (96)Rate
S1.E23 ∙ Pet Peeves/The Happy WanderersThu, May 20, 1982Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.8.5/10 (97)Rate
Top-ratedS1.E24 ∙ Chariots of EggsFri, Jun 4, 1982Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.8.9/10 (100)Rate
Top-ratedS1.E25 ∙ Battle of the PBS StarsThu, Jul 15, 1982Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.9.1/10 (104)Rate