S.O.B. (1981)

Larry Storch: The Guru

Quotes 

• The Guru : Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to bid farewell to a great man and a loving friend. Who had given us some great pictures: Cyclone City, Dream Angel, Hellbent for Texas, Love on a Pogo Stick, Modern Rust, Earth Rise, Crème De La Crème, Tall Man from Tennessee, Chicken at The Wheel, Sea Dog, Invasion of The Pickle People, Odyssey of Pain, Pagan Plunder, and his last & greatest moving-picture extravaganza - Night Wind. But what greater tribute than to quote from the Hollywood Motion Picture Textually?

  [holding a newspaper on Night Wind's B.O. Hurricane] 

  The Guru : Can you see that? "Night Wind B.O. Hurricane, $3-Mil Take in 7 Cities, Labor Weekend. CAP V.P. Blackman Predicts 200 Million." $200 million gross! $200 million! Are we not happy for him, wherever he is?