Photos
Quotes
-
Melissa Crandell : How come you gotta go?
Mom : Because, I have had a very rough 37 years, and I need a break.
Melissa Crandell : You promised you'd sign me up for baseball!
Mom : Little League will be there next year.
Melissa Crandell : So will Australia! I wish Dad was around.
Mom : No you don't.
-
Mom : Kenny, get back here, RIGHT NOW!
Kenny Crandell : [in the back of his friends' pickup] I'll do it later, Mom, I promise!
Mole : Isn't your mom leaving for, like, months?
Kenny Crandell : Oh, shit, you're right.
[hollers back]
Kenny Crandell : BYE, MOM, HAVE A BLAST!
Mom : [dryly] Right.
Kenny Crandell : [hand signs] ROCK AND ROLL!
-
[last lines]
Mom : Where is the babysitter?
-
Mom : [catching Zach taking money from her wallet] Zach! Put it back. If you need money, ask first.
Zach Crandell : OK then, can I have $10?
Mom : Forget it!