Grumpier Old Men (1995)
Sophia Loren: Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti
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Quotes
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Ox.
Max Goldman : Nag!
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Max Goldman : [Maria kisses Max after they fall to the ground] Mama mia!
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Holy moly!
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : I haven't been with a man for a long time
Max Goldman : Me neither.
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Max Goldman : Bait shop!
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Ristorante!
Max Goldman : Baita shoppe.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Ristorante!
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : She pressed the grapes herself back in Palermo. It's a rare vintage with a unique bouquet.
Max Goldman : Is that a nice way of saying that the wine smells like your mama's feet?
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : [to Max] Ragetti's will be a romantic lake-front ristorante. It will be special, classy, somewhere you would never go.
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Max Goldman : Night crawler's the king of all worms. They come out at night after the rain to lay out across the grass and breathe the night air.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Ah.
Max Goldman : This restaurant is sitting on top of one of the biggest and best worm beds in all of Wabasha county.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Ah, you can imagine my excitement.
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Max Goldman : You're Spaghetti Ragetti's cousin!
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Yeah. Why so surprised?
Max Goldman : Holy moly. Well, I thought - I thought - I was expecting someone that *looked* like Rick.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : How's that?
Max Goldman : You know, fat, hairy, homely. But you're not so fat.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : You're a smooth talker, Mr. Goldman.
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Max Goldman : You're wasting your time, Miss Ragetti, I'm telling you. No - people are not going to come down here for I-talian when we got a Chuck E. Cheese right in town.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Listen, I don't know this Cheese person. But Ragetti's will be a romantic lakefront ristorante. It will be special, classy - somewhere you would never go.
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : [to Ariel] Do you think I had sex with your husband?
Max Goldman : Well, you sure weren't having sex with me.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Why should I have sex with you? You just said you hated me!
Max Goldman : [pointing to John] He said I hated you! I never said I hated you! Actually, I've grown quite fond of you!
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : So now I'm supposed to have sex with *you* instead of him!
Ariel Gustafson : Ah-ha! So you admit you slept with my husband! Huh! Huh!
John Gustafson : Nobody slept with anybody last night!
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Ah, finalmente.
Grandpa Gustafson : Speak for yourself!
[walks out with Mama Ragetti]
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Mama?
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Max Goldman : What would you say?
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Maybe.
Max Goldman : Maybe? What kind of an answer is "Maybe?"
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Maybe's maybe.
Max Goldman : Then maybe I'll stop by at 7:00 tonight.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Maybe I'll cook something nice for you in the kitchen.
Max Goldman : I'll see you then.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Maybe.
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Max Goldman : You look nice.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Thank you.
Max Goldman : I, eh, I just want to say - what I'm trying to say is - there are many women floating in the river, but you're the only one I want to stuff and stick over on my wall over the fireplace.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Thank you so much.
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : I look like a... slut!
Ariel Gustafson : But a very nice slut.
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : I'd rather kiss a dead moose's butt!
Max Goldman : So, I'll call you?
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : This is the land of 10,000 lakes. Go find another one.
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : I showed you mine, now you show me yours.
Max Goldman : Oh, I don't - oh, you mean the fish.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Oh, piccolo!
Max Goldman : It ain't the size that matters.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Are we still talking about your fish?
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : I've never seen wine that comes from a box before.
Max Goldman : It's pretty fancy, huh? Look, it's even got its own tap!
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Max Goldman : You know, Maria, that worms have both male and female sexual organs?
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : No, I didn't know that.
Max Goldman : Well, it's true.
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Oh, you know a lot about worms, Max.
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : [Bloopers, Max and Maria crash carts] Ox!
Max Goldman : Jesus Christ! Why the f--- don't you look where you're going?
Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : Hey!
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Maria Sophia Coletta Ragetti : I'm all wet.