- Steve Kroft: [commercial promoting]
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- Steve Kroft: ] I'm Steve Kroft.
- Lesley Stahl: I'm Lesley Stahl.
- Scott Pelley: I'm Scott Pelley.
- Anderson Cooper: I'm Anderson Cooper.
- Bill Whittaker: I'm Bill Whittaker.
- Murphy Brown: And I'm Murphy Brown.
- Bill Whittaker: Wait; what?
- Lesley Stahl: Are you kidding?
- Murphy Brown: [shrugs in exasperation]
- Anderson Cooper: Wait a minute; did she come before me?
- Lesley Stahl: Not on our show.
- Steve Kroft: No way.
- Bill Whittaker: Not happening.
- Anderson Cooper: [getting up with his cellphone] I gotta call my agent.
- Murphy Brown: Aw, c'mon guys, I'll play nice!