Almost Famous (2000)
Fairuza Balk: Sapphire
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Quotes
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Sapphire : They don't even know what it is to be a fan. Y'know? To truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts.
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Elaine Miller : May I speak with William, please?
Sapphire : He's not here. He's down in the bar with the band. They just got back from the radio station. Is this Maryann with the pot?... Hello?
Elaine Miller : No, this is not Maryann with the pot. This is Elaine. His mother. Could you please give him a message for me? Could you tell him to call home immediately? And could you also tell him - I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.
Sapphire : All right. But I'm just going to say this, and I'm going to stand by it: you should be really proud of him. 'Cause I know men, and I'll bet you do too. And he respects women, and he likes women, and let's just pause and appreciate a man like that. I mean, you created him out of thin air, and you raised him right, he's having a great time, he's doing a good job, and don't worry - he's still a virgin. And we're all looking out for him. And that's more than I've ever even said to my own parents, so there you go... This is the maid speaking, by the way.
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Sapphire : Does anybody remember laughter?
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Sapphire : Can you believe these new girls? None of them use birth control and they eat all the steak!
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Sapphire : William? I forgot to tell you. Your mom called. She says you gotta call home immediately. And she says to tell you, ''I know what's going on.''
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Sapphire : Let's deflower the kid.
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Sapphire : Your time has come!
William Miller : Did Russell call?
Polexia Aphrodisia , Beth from Denver : Deflower.
Sapphire : Opie must die!
William Miller : No, no, no.
Sapphire : Pants him, girls.
William Miller : Stop. We're talking.
Sapphire : Opie must die!
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Larry Fellows : [singing] Handing tickets out to God
Larry Fellows , Penny Lane : Turning back, She just laughs
Larry Fellows , Penny Lane , Jeff Bebe : The boulevard is not that bad, Piano man, He makes his stand
Larry Fellows , Penny Lane , Jeff Bebe , Polexia Aphrodisia : In the auditorium
Larry Fellows , Penny Lane , Jeff Bebe , Polexia Aphrodisia , William Miller : Looking on, She sings her song
Larry Fellows , Penny Lane , Jeff Bebe , Polexia Aphrodisia , William Miller , Sapphire : The words she knows, The tune she hums
Larry Fellows , Penny Lane , Jeff Bebe , Polexia Aphrodisia , William Miller , Sapphire , Russell Hammond , Dick Roswell : Hold me closer Tiny Dancer...
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Russell Hammond : Is Penny okay?
Sapphire : Oh, the Quaaludes incident? Well, it wasn't pretty. She could have died. I always told her not to let too many guys fall in love with her. I guess I was wrong. One of them ended up saving her life.
Russell Hammond : William?
Sapphire : Oh, what do you care? I mean, we all know what you did to him. And everybody knows, even Penny Lane.