Super Troopers (2001)
Jay Chandrasekhar: Thorny
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Quotes
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Captain O'Hagan : I swear to God I'll pistol whip the next guy who says "Shenanigans."
Mac : Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva : You mean Shenanigans?
Mac : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Thorny : OOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
[as they offer the Captain their pistols]
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Farva : Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy : [into mic] Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva : What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy : No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
Dimpus Burger Guy : Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Farva : Yeah, thanks.
Second Dimpus Guy : Roger, holding the spit.
Farva : Gimme a pie... apple.
Dimpus Burger Guy : Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
[pause]
Dimpus Burger Guy : Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva : Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy : It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
Thorny : Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva : I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
Dimpus Burger Guy : Uhh, right. Beverage?
Farva : Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : What?
Farva : [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
Thorny : Will you just order a large, Farva?
Farva : I don't want a large farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola!
Dimpus Burger Guy : [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
Farva : [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
[grabs burger kid by shirt]
Farva : ... give me my fuckin' cola before I break VOUS FUCKIN' LIP!
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Police Chief Grady : I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?
Officer Smy : Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
Rabbit : I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny : They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit : You're not Mexican?
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Thorny : Littering and... littering and... littering and smokin' the reefer.
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Thorny : Are you okay?
College Boy 2 : Yeah, sure.
Thorny : Yes sir?
College Boy 2 : Yes sir.
Thorny : No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit : I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1 : What'd you say man?
College Boy 2 : When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny : So you are okay then?
College Boy 2 : Yes sir.
[sounds like "yeah sure"]
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Farva : It doesn't matter cause I'm going to win ten million dollars.
Thorny : What are you going to do with ten million dollars, and you can't say buy the Cleveland Cavaliers.
Farva : I'd buy a ten million dollar car.
Thorny : That's a good investment but I'd still pull you over.
Farva : Bull Shit. You couldn't pull me over, and even if you did I'd activate my car's wings and I'd fly away.
[Farva pulls off ticket from cup and pop spills all over him from the hole behind the ticket]
Farva : Dammit, you burger punk. You son of a bitch!
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Thorny : [car speeds past while Thorny is talking to potheads] Mother of God.
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Thorny : [after pulling car over] Do you know how fast you were going back there?
College Boy 1 : Umm... 65?
Thorny : 63.
College Boy 1 : But... isn't the speed limit 65?
Thorny : Yes, it is.
College Boy 3 : [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!
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Thorny : Littering and smoking the reefer. Now to teach you boys a lesson, me and officer Rabbit are going to stand here while you three smoke the whole bag.
College Boy 3 : [Just ate a bag of weed and a bag of shrooms] Oh please no.
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Farva : Gimme a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : What?
Farva : A litre o' cola.
Thorny : Just order a large, Farva.
Farva : I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy : I don't know what that is.
Farva : Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!
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Captain O'Hagan : Did you guys put in for any transfers yet?
Mac : I applied for a guard job - at the post office.
[collective groan]
Thorny : Hey, you'll finally be able to shoot someone.
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Thorny : Where you boys headed?
College Boy 1 : Canada... we were goin' to Canada for some French fries and gravy, sir.
Thorny : Canada, huh? Almost made it.
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Thorny : I'm OK... but I can't say the same for these white devils.
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Captain O'Hagan : Well, this burger thing with Farva's really screwed our pooch.
Thorny : What? They can't lump us in with that fuckin' martian!
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Thorny : [upon seeing Farva in a local cop uniform] What the fuck, Farva!
Captain O'Hagan : What are you doing wearing that uniform in my station?
Farva : Looks who's talking 'Denim Dan'! You look like the President and CEO of Levi-Strauss!
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Captain O'Hagan : What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?
Foster : You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afgahni knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.
Rabbit : It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!
Captain O'Hagan : The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?
Thorny : How the hell should I know?