Super Troopers (2001)
Erik Stolhanske: Rabbit
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Quotes
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Police Chief Grady : I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles. Smy?
Officer Smy : Yeah, chief. I'll have a CHINCHILLA!
Rabbit : I don't get it. Tacos?
Thorny : They think I'm Mexican.
Rabbit : You're not Mexican?
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Thorny : Are you okay?
College Boy 2 : Yeah, sure.
Thorny : Yes sir?
College Boy 2 : Yes sir.
Thorny : No, did you say "yes sir."?
Rabbit : I think he said "yeah, sure."
College Boy 1 : What'd you say man?
College Boy 2 : When I said, "yeah, sure", but what... literally what I said was "yeah, sure, sir."
Thorny : So you are okay then?
College Boy 2 : Yes sir.
[sounds like "yeah sure"]
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[Farva brings the boys a round of coffee, and has left a surprise in Rabbit's]
Rabbit : [dryly] Oh, look, a bar of soap.
Farva : Oh, shit, I got you good, you fucker!
Mac : *Awesome* prank, Farva.
Farva : Better than the crap you pull, Mac!
Captain O'Hagan : Look, fellas...
Mac : [to Rabbit] Bite it, rook! You'll make him look like a dick!
Rabbit : Nah...
Captain O'Hagan : Every Thursday night I walk into the lodge to play Hearts...
[Mac persists in goading Rabbit as O'Hagan continues]
Mac : Seriously, rook, bite it. Do it. Don't be a wuss!
Captain O'Hagan : ...and they always have my Old-Fashioned just waiting there...
Mac : Don't be a wuss, bite it!
Captain O'Hagan : ...I like that. I like it here...
Mac : Bite it. Bite it!
Captain O'Hagan : [Fed up] Oh, hell! Give me the goddamn soap!
[He grabs the soap, takes a bite, and spits it at Mac]
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Rabbit : [referring to the Johnny Chimpo cartoon] It's really funny, Cap! It's Afghanistanimation.
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Rabbit : You gonna set my country music award on fire?
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College Boy 3 : [stoned] I'm freakin' out, man!
Rabbit : Yes, you are freaking out... man.
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Rabbit : See if they've got any chocolate bananas... Foster?
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Captain O'Hagan : What's the significance of this John Chimpo fella?
Foster : You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afgahni knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world, doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh... no.
Rabbit : It's really funny, Cap. It's Afghanistanimation!
Captain O'Hagan : The monkey has a butler? Great. Is that what they do in Arabia, Thorny?
Thorny : How the hell should I know?
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Rabbit : Holy shit, it's a cool Winnebago.
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Rabbit : See, a lot of drug dealers use stickers to mark their products. Like a brand name.
Farva : See? Where'd you learn that, Cheech? Drug school?
Captain O'Hagan : Shut up, Farva.
[to Rabbit]
Captain O'Hagan : Did that bag you pulled off these College kids have that sticker?
Rabbit : Uummm...
[secretly looks at a bag he hid in his pocket]
Rabbit : I don't believe it did.