Van Wilder (2002) Poster

(2002)

Daniel Cosgrove: Richard Bagg

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Quotes 

  • Richard : Mr. Wilder here is quite the collegian. He's in his, what? sixth year?

    Van Wilder : Actually, its lucky number seven.

  • Jeannie : Oh my god! We make such a fab team! Last Night, I was so like Bonnie, and you were so like Clyde. And now this.

    Richard : Would you shut up? I'm trying to pleasure you.

    Jeannie : Sorry, Richard. Plesure away. PS, this is an awesome room.

    Richard : PS, shut the fuck up!

  • Richard : Oh, Gwen! Your labia feels so good around my swollen phallus! Oh! Oh! Oh, I'm fairly confident I'm going to ejaculate. I'm releasing some of my seminal fluids inside of you now!

    [grunts and giggles] 

    Gwen : Are you okay?

    Richard : Yeah. Why? Well, didn't you?

    Gwen : Well, it's kind of hard in 15 seconds.

    Richard : Damn it, Gwen! You know the kind of pressure I'm under with my exams.

    Gwen : I'm sorry.

    Richard : Look, I'm sorry. This semester's marks could determine in the next 10 years of our lives together. Do you realize that?

    Gwen : You know... you shouldn't take life too seriously. You'll never get out alive.

    Richard : [laughs]  What the hell is that supposed to mean? I'm late for my study group.

  • Richard : You're going to miss the biggest party of the year!

    [Crickets chirp] 

  • Jeannie : This party so rocks, Richard!

    Richard : This party sucks rectum, Jeannie!

  • Van Wilder : Whoa, trick or treat. What's going on?

    Richard : This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party.

    Van Wilder : Graphic.

  • Richard : Gwen, what are you doing here?

    Van Wilder : You two know each other?

    Richard : That's my girlfriend, gluteus erecti.

  • Richard : You do not call her that, Gonad!

  • Richard : How bad do you want to be a Delta? Would you stand on broken glass? Let the shards into your Archilles tendon, causing acute achondroplasia, which could lead to non-congenital dwarfism as you got older?

  • [while having sex with Jeannie] 

    Richard : P.S. Shut the fuck up!

  • Richard : North Western, I am the shit.

    Gwen : [under her breath]  You certainly will be.

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