Elf (2003)
Artie Lange: Gimbel's Santa
Quotes
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Buddy : [Confused] Who the heck are you?
Gimbel's Santa : What are you talkin' about? I'm Santa Claus.
Buddy : No, you're not.
Gimbel's Santa : Uh, why of course I am! Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
Buddy : Well, if you're Santa, what song did I sing for you on your birthday this year?
Gimbel's Santa : Um, Happy Birthday of course. Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho. How old are you son?
Kid with Santa : Four.
Gimbel's Santa : You're a big boy. What's your name?
Kid with Santa : Paul.
Gimbel's Santa : Now what can I get you for Christmas?
Buddy : Paul, don't tell him what you want, he's a liar.
Gimbel's Santa : Let the kid talk.
Buddy : You disgust me! How can you live with yourself?
Gimbel's Santa : Just cool it, Zippy.
Buddy : You sit on a throne of lies.
Gimbel's Santa : Look, I'm not kiddin'.
Buddy : You're a fake.
Gimbel's Santa : I'm a fake?
Buddy : Yes!
Gimbel's Santa : How'd you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.
Buddy : You stink.
Gimbel's Santa : I think you're gonna have a good Christmas, all right.
Buddy : You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.