Something's Gotta Give (2003)
Keanu Reeves: Julian Mercer
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Quotes
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Julian Mercer : When something happens to you that hasn't happened before, don't you at least have to find out what it is?
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Julian Mercer : [offering a bouquet] These are for you to give me when you apologize.
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Harry : I've never seen a woman that age naked before.
Julian Mercer : You're kidding.
Harry : Hey! We're not all doctors, baby.
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Julian Mercer : Look who's answering the door!
Harry Sanborn : Look who's at the door!
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Julian Mercer : I knew you'd smell good.
Erica : It's just... soap
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Julian Mercer : You know what Freud said they are no accidents.
Harry : Trust me this was an accident.
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Julian Mercer : How great is it for you that im not intimidated by your brilliance?
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Harry : Oh. *Her*. She is a *major* piece of work. Doc, the woman wears turtlenecks in the middle of summer: she's *beyond* uptight. Almost makes her fun to be around.
Julian Mercer : Uptight. That's funny, I haven't noticed that.
Harry : Try living with her.
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Julian Mercer : You really are a very sexy woman.
Erica Barry : No, really, swear to God, I'm NOT.
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Julian Mercer : Must we go through this every time? Come here.
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Julian Mercer : The woman is really very brilliant, but she cannot hold her liquor.
Erica Barry : I like that about me.
Harry Sanborn : Me too.
[At the same time as Harry]
Julian Mercer : Me too.
Erica Barry : If I were writing this, this is where I would write "an awkward moment".
Harry Sanborn : Honey, if you were writing this, I'd be DEAD!