The Pink Panther (2006)
Charlotte Maier: Dialect Instructor
Quotes
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[trying to teach Clouseau an English accent]
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy a "damburgen".
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a ham-bur-ger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy a "damburgen".
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger!
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy a "damburgen"!
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Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy your hamber.
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [slowly] I would like to buy a am... berger.
Dialect Instructor : [She attempts to help him pronounce each individual word] No, no, no, let's break it down. I...
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [misunderstanding] Eh?
Dialect Instructor : I.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Ah.
Dialect Instructor : Would.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [doesn't understand, saying other words that sound like "would"] Wood.
Dialect Instructor : Would.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [tries to pronouce the word] Woo-od.
Dialect Instructor : Would.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Weird.
Dialect Instructor : [the dialect teacher stretches the pronunciation of "would"] Would...
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [improves a bit] Would...
Dialect Instructor : Like.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Like...
Dialect Instructor : Like.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Like.
Dialect Instructor : To
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [mistakes the word "to" for the number 2] , Trois?
Dialect Instructor : To
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Toi?
Dialect Instructor : To
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Twa?
Dialect Instructor : Buy.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : By...
Dialect Instructor : Buy.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Bee...
Dialect Instructor : Buy.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Bye-bye.
Dialect Instructor : [pronounced with a schwa sound] A.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : [pronounced like a long "a"] A...
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Dialect Instructor : To?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Toi.
Dialect Instructor : Buy...
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Bay.
Dialect Instructor : Buy...
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Bee.
Dialect Instructor : Buy.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Bye-bye.
Dialect Instructor : A...
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Eh.
Dialect Instructor : Hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Amburgar.
[Clouseau tries to pronounce "hamburger"]
Dialect Instructor : Hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Ehamber.
Dialect Instructor : Hambugrer.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Ambebber.
Dialect Instructor : Ham...
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Em.
Dialect Instructor : Bur...
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Ber.
Dialect Instructor : Ger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Gar.
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy a damburger.
Dialect Instructor : It's not "damburger", "hamburger".
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Dialect Instructor : [teaching Clouseau how to say "I would like to buy a hamburger" with an American accent] I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy a damburger.
Dialect Instructor : It's not "damburger"; "hamburger".
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I'm not saying "dim burger"; I said "I would like to buy a damburger".
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy the hambedder.
Dialect Instructor : Ham - burger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy a amdurger!
Dialect Instructor : Maybe we should stop.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : We don't quit! We do not quit! Again, again!
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy a hambaa!
Dialect Instructor : [more insistently] I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to bite daberger!
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy a amburgar!
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : I would like to buy ambargar!
Dialect Instructor : I would like to buy a hamburger.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau : Daburger!