Frasier (TV Series)

Odd Man Out (1997)

John Mahoney: Martin Crane

Quotes 

• Frasier : I always loved the name Laura.

  Martin Crane : Hey Frasier, you know, that was gonna be your name if you were a girl.

  Frasier : Really?

  Martin Crane : Yeah, your mother always wanted Priscilla, but I never liked the nickname, Prissy

  Niles : I never much cared for it either

• Martin Crane : How was your dinner?

  Frasier : Not since Quasimodo strolled the streets of medieval Paris have so many people uttered the phrase, "That poor man."

• Martin Crane : I brought you some of Sherry's mock apple pie. It's called "mock" cause they uses crackers instead of apples.

  Frasier : Good, nothing spoils an apple pie like apples.

• Daphne : I can't imagine a more exciting way to meet. The woman of your dreams steps off a plane, and there you are to rescue her.

  Martin Crane : Oh yeah, you can't beat meeting somebody in a romantic way. That's the way it was between me and your mom.

  Niles : You met Mother over the chalked outline of a murder victim.

  Martin Crane : So? It was romantic to us.