- Lisa Simpson: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile take over by Hallmark and Disney; homogenized and sold off - piece by piece.
- Homer Simpson: Marge, I want you to stop seeing the Jacques. You can let him down gently, but over the next couple of months I want you to break it off.
- Marge Simpson: Er, okay, Homer...
- Homer Simpson: Whew! That was a close one, kids.
- Lisa Simpson: [explaining a goof in the original episode] It was an unusually warm February 14th, and the children walked home without jackets.