"The Simpsons" Homer's Night Out (TV Episode 1990) - Dan Castellaneta as Homer Simpson, Rusty Barnacle Waiter, Al Simmons, Barney Gumble, Man in Audience #2, Suzie's Dad

[after seeing Bart's photo of Homer with princess Kashmir]

Homer : [to Bart] Why, you little...!

[chokes Bart]

Marge : Why, you big...!

[chokes Homer]
Homer : Why are all the good things so tasty?
Homer : I have something to say to all the sons out there. To all the boys, to all the men, to all of us. It's about women, and how they are not mere objects with curves that make us crazy. No, there are our wives, they are our daughters, our sisters, our grandmas, our aunts, our nieces and nephews. Well, not our nephews. They are our mothers. And you something, folks? As ridiculous this sounds, I would rather feel the sweet breath of my beautiful wife on the back of my neck as I sleep than stuff dollar bills into some stranger's g-sting. Am I wrong? Or am I right?
Barney Gumble : In case you get hungry, there's an open beer in the fridge.

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Rusty Barnacle Waiter, Al Simmons, Barney Gumble, Man in Audience #2, Suzie's Dad