The Simpsons (TV Series)

Krusty Gets Busted (1990)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Juror, Child Crowd

Quotes 

• Bart : I think I can prove Krusty's innocent, but I need your help.

  Lisa : You do? Why?

  Bart : Oh, come on, Lis, you know why.

  Lisa : No, why?

  Bart : I'll never forgive you for making me say this, but... you're smarter than me.

• Bart : Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store! Sideshow Bob framed him! And I got proof!

  [He grabs a comedy mallet and brings it down hard on the end of Bob's clown shoe] 

  Sideshow Bob : OW, MY FOOT, YOU LOUSY, STUPID, CLUMSY...!

  [He hops around, clutching his foot. The children recognize the voice and words of the armed robber from the surveillance video, and gasp] 

  Bart : See that? Krusty wore big, floppy shoes, but he's got little feet like all good-hearted people.

  [He slams the mallet down on Bob's other foot, and Bob yells and falls down. Bart pulls off his shoe] 

  Bart : But Sideshow Bob really filled his shoes with big, ugly feet!

• Sideshow Bob : Yes, I admit it. I hated him. His hackneyed shenanigans robbed me of my dignity for years. I played the buffoon, while he squandered a fortune on his vulgar appetites. That's why I framed Krusty. I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for these meddling kids.

  Bart : Take him away, Boys!

  Sideshow Bob : [carted away to jail]  Treat kids like equals! They're people too! They're smarter than you think! They were smart enough to catch me!

• Bart : But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.

  Homer Simpson : No I'm not, I'm hopping on the bandwagon.

• Bart : Comedy, thy name is Krusty.