The Simpsons (TV Series)
Krusty Gets Busted (1990)
Dan Castellaneta: Krusty the Klown, Homer Simpson, Scott Christian, Judge Snyder
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Quotes
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Krusty the Clown : Hand over all your money in a paper bag!
Apu : Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.
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Krusty the Clown : Hey, kids. Who do you love?
Kids : Krusty.
Krusty the Clown : How much do you love me?
Kids : With all our hearts.
Krusty the Clown : What would you do if I went off the air?
Kids : We'd kill ourselves.
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Homer Simpson : [apologizing to Krusty] Krusty, I'm man enough to admit I was wrong, and I'm sorry I fingered you in court. I sincerely hope that the horrible stories I heard about what goes on in prison are exaggerated.
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Judge Snyder : Krusty the Clown, how do you plead?
Krusty the Clown : I plead guilty, Your Honor.
[Sensation. Krusty's lawyer hurriedly whispers in his ear]
Krusty the Clown : I mean, not guilty. Opening night jitters, Your Honor.
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Judge Snyder : Can it be that the champion of child literacy can't even read himself?
Krusty the Clown : [distraught] Is it a crime to be illiterate?
Attorney : All right, all right. See this, Krusty?
[holds up an evidence label with a "B" on it]
Attorney : This is a "B." And this is exhibit B.
[holds up betting slips]
Attorney : Betting slips - obtained by this court indicating that you have lost substantial sums of money on sports gambling.
Krusty the Clown : [nearly crying] Is it a crime to bet on sporting events?
Attorney : Yes, it is!
Krusty the Clown : [sheepishly] Oh.
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[on the surveiilance tape durning the breaking news]
Homer Simpson : The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have watch a slideshow starring my wife's sisters. As far as I call them, the Gruesome Twosome.
[laughs]
Marge Simpson : [Embarrassed] Oh Homer.
Patty Bouvier : [infuriated along with Selma] So the truth comes out.
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[Homer and Apu laugh at the name he calls his sisters-in-law. He tuns around to leave unaware that Krusty was behind him the whole time and steps on his foot incased clown shoe]
Krusty the Clown : OW, MY FOOT, YOU LOUSY, STUPID, CLUMSY...!
Homer Simpson : Sorry Pal.
[Then he notices that Krusty is armed, screams in terror as he dives behind the chip stand to witness him robbing Apu at gun point]
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Kent Brockman : From his humble beginnings as a street mime in Tupelo, Mississippi, Krusty climbed to the top of a personal mini-empire, with dozens of endorsements, including his own line of pork products. This may have led to one of television's best-loved bloopers: Krusty's near-fatal on-the-air heart attack in 1986.
[clip plays]
Krusty the Clown : Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon, kids? Well, we've got another one coming right up. But first! I've got a hankerin' for some pork products! Mmmm... Look! Plump, succulent sausage. Honey-smoked bacon. And glistening, sizzling...
[Krusty gasps and moans, and slowly collapses, clutching his chest. All the children in the audience laugh]
Krusty the Clown : Gah! I'm dying... I'm dying...
Kent Brockman : [chuckles]
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Bart : But, dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.
Homer Simpson : No I'm not, I'm hopping on the bandwagon.
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Homer Simpson : Mmm, chocolate. Oh, double-chocolate. New flavour, triple-chocolate! Mm!
