The Simpsons (TV Series)
Moaning Lisa (1990)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Boy #1
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Quotes
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Bart Simpson : I didn't do it. No one saw me do it. There's no way they can prove anything.
Marge Simpson : Bart, this note isn't about you.
Bart Simpson : It isn't? There must be some mistake.
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Bart Simpson : Is Jacques there?
Moe Szyslak : Who?
Bart Simpson : Jacques, last name Strap.
Moe Szyslak : Ah,hold on. Ah, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap!
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Marge Simpson : I'm sorry, everybody, but I only got two cupcakes for the three of you.
Bart Simpson : Well, mom, one of us have scarfed down more than enough cupcakes for the passed three decades to keep -
[interrupted by Homer]
Homer : Bart!
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Bart Simpson : And in the lavender trunks, with a record of zero wins and 48 defeats, oh, correction, humiliating defeats, all of them by knockout...
Homer : Must you do this every time?
Bart Simpson : Homer "The Human Punching Bag" Simpson.
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Homer : Bart "The Bloody Pulp" Simpson is on the ropes. He is hoping I'll put him out of his misery. Well, your in luck, Bart. Here comes my right!
[Marge pulls the plug on the TV]
Homer : Oh no! My game! My game! I could have beat the boy! Marge, how could you? I was so close.
Marge Simpson : I'm sorry, but this is more important than that silly loud game.
Bart Simpson : You're right, Mom. I'd just like to use this occasion to announce my retirement, undefeated, from the world of video boxing.