The Simpsons (TV Series)

Some Enchanted Evening (1990)

Penny Marshall: Lucille Botzcowski, America's Most Armed and Dangerous Phone Caller

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• Homer Simpson : Good Lord! What have those little hellions done now? We're so sorry, we're so sorry.

  Ms. Botz : ...please turn off the TV...

• Ms. Botz : Come, children, let's go watch "The Happy Little Elves".

  Bart Simpson : Look, lady. We've seen the Crappy Little Elves about fourteen billion times. Maybe we can watch some real TV.

  Ms. Botz : I said we're gonna watch the tape.

  Bart Simpson : Ugh, that's merely suggested viewing matter, lady; mom let's us watch what ever the hell we want.

  Ms. Botz : I said: You're gonna watch this tape. And you're gonna do what I say or I'm gonna do something to you. And I don't know what that is because everybody has always done what I say!

• Ms. Botz : Ohhh, you got out of your crib. I guess you need to be tied up, too.