The Simpsons (TV Series)

Some Enchanted Evening (1990)

Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Bubbles

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Quotes 

• Moe : [answering phone]  Moe's tavern.

  Bart : Hello. Is Al there?

  Moe : Al?

  Bart : Yeah, Al. Last name Coholic.

  Moe : Lemme check.

  [to the bar patrons] 

  Moe : Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an Al Coholic here?

• Moe : Moe's Tavern.

  Bart Simpson : Is Oliver there?

  Moe : Who?

  Bart Simpson : Oliver Clothesoff.

  Moe : Hold on, I'll check. Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff.

• Ms. Botz : Come, children, let's go watch "The Happy Little Elves".

  Bart Simpson : Look, lady. We've seen the Crappy Little Elves about fourteen billion times. Maybe we can watch some real TV.

  Ms. Botz : I said we're gonna watch the tape.

  Bart Simpson : Ugh, that's merely suggested viewing matter, lady; mom let's us watch what ever the hell we want.

  Ms. Botz : I said: You're gonna watch this tape. And you're gonna do what I say or I'm gonna do something to you. And I don't know what that is because everybody has always done what I say!

• Homer Simpson : You know, one day you'll learn to move like your old man.

  [to Bart, after he comes dancing into the bathroom] 

  Bart : Not if I can help it.