The Simpsons (TV Series)

Some Enchanted Evening (1990)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Barney Gumble, KBBL Guy, Half-Bald Worker

Quotes 

• Homer Simpson : They all look so tasty, but I think I'll eat that one right there.

  Maitre D' : Why don't you pick one that's a little more frisky, sir?

  Homer Simpson : Why?

  Maitre D' : Well, when you choose one that's floating upside down, it somewhat defeats the purpose of selecting a live lobster.

• Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Receptionist : Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service.

  Homer Simpson : Hello, this is Mr. Sampson.

  Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Receptionist : Did your wife just call a second ago?

  Homer Simpson : No, I said "Sampson", not "Simpson."

  Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service Receptionist : Thank God! Those Simpsons! What a bunch of savages! Especially that big ape father.

  Homer Simpson : D'oh!

  [irritated] 

  Homer Simpson : Actually, the Simpsons are neighbors of ours, and we've found them to be a quite misunderstood and underrated family.

• Homer Simpson : Good Lord! What have those little hellions done now? We're so sorry, we're so sorry.

  Ms. Botz : ...please turn off the TV...

• Homer Simpson : Lord help me, I'm just not that bright.

• Homer Simpson : You know, one day you'll learn to move like your old man.

  [to Bart, after he comes dancing into the bathroom] 

  Bart : Not if I can help it.