The Simpsons (TV Series)

The Crepes of Wrath (1990)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Adil's Father, Ugolin

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• Principal Skinner : Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider... deportation.

  Marge Simpson : Deportation? You mean kick Bart out of the country?

  Homer Simpson : Hear him out, Marge.

• Homer Simpson : Wait a minute, Skinner! How do we know some principal in France isn't pulling the same scam you are?

  Principal Skinner : Well, for one thing you wouldn't be getting a French boy. You would be getting an Albanian.

  Homer Simpson : You mean all-white with pink eyes?

• [Marge and Lisa come home, and find Homer lying on his back, unable to move] 

  Marge Simpson : Homer! What happened?

  Homer Simpson : The boy... bring me the boy.

• Marge Simpson : Homer, I'd love a glass of that wine Bart brought us.

  Homer Simpson : [grunting]  Sorry, Marge. Some wiseguy stuck a cork in the bottle.

  Bart Simpson : Oh, mon pere. Quel boufou!

  [translated, "My father. What a buffoon!"] 

  Homer Simpson : You hear that, Marge? My boy speaks French!

• Principal Skinner : The disturbing incident I was referring to happened this morning, when your sun flushed an explosive device down the boys' lavatory.

  Homer Simpson : Heh heh, that old gag.

• Homer Simpson : [to Skinner about Bart]  He makes me crazy twelve months of the year. At least you get the summer off.

• Homer Simpson : Maybe Lisa's right about America being the land of opportunity, and maybe Adil has a point about the machinery of capitalism being oiled with the blood of the workers.