"The Simpsons" The Crepes of Wrath (TV Episode 1990) - Harry Shearer as Principal Skinner, Airport Escort, Cesar, Lenny Leonard, S.W.A.T. Team Member, Communist General

Principal Skinner : Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, we have transcended incorrigible. I don't think suspension or expulsion will do the trick. I think it behooves us all to consider... deportation.

Marge Simpson : Deportation? You mean kick Bart out of the country?

Homer Simpson : Hear him out, Marge.
Homer Simpson : Wait a minute, Skinner! How do we know some principal in France isn't pulling the same scam you are?

Principal Skinner : Well, for one thing you wouldn't be getting a French boy. You would be getting an Albanian.

Homer Simpson : You mean all-white with pink eyes?
Principal Skinner : The disturbing incident I was referring to happened this morning, when your sun flushed an explosive device down the boys' lavatory.

Homer Simpson : Heh heh, that old gag.

Harry Shearer: Principal Skinner, Airport Escort, Cesar, Lenny Leonard, S.W.A.T. Team Member, Communist General