- Mr. Burns: [seeing Lily for the first time] I feel a tingle that I haven't felt since they took the cocaine out of Coca-Cola.
- Moe Szyslak: The only thing worse than when you guys yap is you sitting here all quiet and sullen.
- Lenny Leonard: I ain't sullen; I'm lachrymose.
- Carl Carlson: Ah, why did I give him that stupid word-a-day calendar?
- Lenny Leonard: Hm. Impulsinicity?
- Tour Guide: Welcome to Our Tour of Martha's Vineyard. This is where Steven Spielberg Shot JAWS... .. That's The End of Our Tour.
- [to those Viewers who missed it. That was the extent of their tour]