The Expendables (2010)
Terry Crews: Hale Caesar
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Quotes
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Hale Caesar : Great, they got a small army. What have we got?
[looks at Yin Yang]
Hale Caesar : Four and a half men.
[Everyone but Yin Yang laughs]
Yin Yang : Not so funny.
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Hale Caesar : [after taking out a number of soldiers while his team is behind cover] Remember this shit at Christmas!
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Barney Ross : What the hell's he doing?
Lee Christmas : Hanging a pirate.
Barney Ross : Don't be ridiculous. Gunner! What are you doing?
Gunnar Jensen : Hanging a pirate!
Toll Road : That's seriously demented.
Yin Yang : This is no good.
Hale Caesar : Not that you'd feel it, but put one in Speed Racer's shoulder.
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Lee Christmas : What's he saying?
Hale Caesar : He said we're dead with an accent.
Barney Ross : We ain't dead.
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Hale Caesar : [holding his AA-12 shotgun] You know, the enemy's always been terrified of noise, especially shotguns. With this big boy spitting out 250 rounds a minute, you tell me who's tolerating that. Absolutely zero.
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Hale Caesar : What happened to you?
Barney Ross : I got my ass kicked.
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Hale Caesar : [Discussing his weapon with Toll Road] You know what? I trust you. I want you to meet my girlfriend.
[Pulls out an improvised shotgun shell]
Hale Caesar : Omya Kaboom.
[shows Toll Road a miniature warhead]
Hale Caesar : When Omya's prime is struck, she gets off a miniature warhead that arms itself. And when that happens, anything that gets in my lady's way becomes instant red sauce and Jell-O. And if that doesn't work...
[leans over and pulls out a straight razor]
Hale Caesar : ...her sister will.
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Pirate leader : I'll kill them all! I don't care.
Hale Caesar : There are more fools in this world than people. So back off, cuz.
Pirate leader : You back off! Huh?
Hale Caesar : You know, you're gonna be dead anyway. So I'm gonna shut up.
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Hale Caesar : [Yang is all shaken up from his fight with Gunnar] What happened to you?
Yin Yang : It's too sad to talk about.