- Behrad Tarazi: The problem is, he thinks the alien was sent to kill him.
- Ava Sharpe: Why would he think that?
- Behrad Tarazi: Because the alien tried to kill him.
- Esperanza 'Spooner' Cruz: We're not bank robbers, Rory.
- Zari Tarazi: You wouldn't guess it by our use of guns.
- Esperanza 'Spooner' Cruz: Yeah, well, the right to bear arms, that is my second amendment privilege.
- Zari Tarazi: The right to tell you guns suck, that's my first.
- Nate Heywood: Okay, we're not going to shoot the alien. We're going to talk to it.
- Esperanza 'Spooner' Cruz: What if it doesn't want to talk?
- Mick Rory: Well, we roast it.
- Behrad Tarazi: Would you mind if I played you a song, Comandante?
- Fidel Castro: I would have you *killed* if you didn't play me a song, Jay Guevara.