- Jefferson Jackson: Come on, Grey. A chance to meet Julius Caeser and fix history. Look, we have a time ship. We can get you home in time for dessert.
- Dr. Martin Stein: That's what I told Clarissa the last time I left.
- Ray Palmer: And when you came home you had a surprise daughter.
- Jefferson Jackson: Mm?
- Dr. Martin Stein: Your point?
- Nate Heywood: The point is, sometimes we screw things up for the better.
- Sara Lance: That's a good motto. We should use that.
- Sara Lance: Well, like Nate said, sometimes we screw things up for the better.
- Rip Hunter: I fail to see how that's true in this case.
- Mick Rory: It's our new motto.
- Rip Hunter: New motto? Right, does that mean you plan to continue swashbuckling your way through history?
- Sara Lance: With the Time Bureau's permission of course.
- Rip Hunter: And if I deny you permission?
- Sara Lance: We'll do it anyways.
- Gideon: Hello, Legends. What did I miss?
- Ray Palmer: Well, we're about to steal the ship, and grab Julius Caeser in Aruba, all before history completely collapses.
- Gideon: So it's business as usual, then.
- Nate Heywood: Exactly.
- Sara Lance: Gideon, engines to power. Turbines to speed.
- Gideon: Right away, Captain.
- [the Waverider creaks and rumbles]
- Mick Rory: Sounds like this old boat needs a lube job.
- Jefferson Jackson: Did I miss something?
- Ray Palmer: [whispers] Amaya dumped him. Went back to 1942.
- Nate Heywood: She didn't dump me. She didn't dump me. Amaya went back to Zambesi because Rip told her she had some destiny to fulfill back in 1942. That's it.
- Jefferson Jackson: Unlike the rest of us who don't have crap waiting for us in the real world.
- Mick Rory: Speak for yourself, numbnuts.
- Sara Lance: I don't know about you all, but I was destined for better things than folding towels.
- Ray Palmer: And Rip thinks he doesn't need us because he's got the Time Bureau.
- Nate Heywood: Ray's right. We're the ones who broke history. We should be the ones that fix it.
- Sara Lance: But instead of operating on history with a chainsaw, this time we are going to be the scalpel.
- Ray Palmer: [to Agent Sharpe] Lady, why are you so mean?
- Sara Lance: Maybe it's that poly-blend pantsuit that's got her so grumpy.
- Nate Heywood: I didn't know Men's Warehouse gave group discounts.
- Ava Sharpe: What's the matter with you people? Do you want to get shot?
- Nate Heywood: Totally rather get shot than look like a Sears' model.
- Ava Sharpe: They are irresponsible, undependable, unpredictable, dangerous...
- Rip Hunter: And yet effective. At least on occasion.
- Ava Sharpe: Is that the reason they're not warming a cell back at headquarters as we speak?
- Rip Hunter: They're not warming a cell, Agent Sharpe, because they might just be our best hope of defeating what's coming.
- Ava Sharpe: They are the reason Mallus is a threat.
- Rip Hunter: Indeed. But there might just come a day when we need the Legends to do what they do best.
- Ava Sharpe: Which is what, exactly?
- Rip Hunter: Be the chainsaw.
- Sara Lance: What is that?
- Mick Rory: [pulling items out of his pockets] It's a, uh... portal thingy. A, uh... communications... thing. And a, uh... ah, yes. A memory thing.
- Sara Lance: So I guess that means you're staying.
- Mick Rory: Well, I kind of have to. You'd be dead without me.
- [they clink beer bottles]
- Mick Rory: Cheers.
- Sara Lance: Rip. Look, I'm sorry. I thought that this...
- Rip Hunter: The Legends would change?
- Sara Lance: Since when do we need to change? When you left our team, you said you had nothing left to teach me.
- Rip Hunter: Yes, well, unfortunately all of history suddenly came unglued moments after I uttered those words. Look, I miss the good old days too, Sara. But times have changed.
- Sara Lance: Yeah, and you don't think you need us anymore. Look. Rip. This is our mess. You have to let us fix it.
- Rip Hunter: Using your team to fix anything is like doing brain surgery with a chainsaw.
- Nate Heywood: [knocks out a Roman] Dormi strictum amicus.
- Ray Palmer: What did you say to him?
- Nate Heywood: Ah, "sleep tight, buddy"? I guess. Maybe.
- Ray Palmer: I think this deserves a bro hug. Bring it.
- Dr. Martin Stein: How's she running?
- Jefferson Jackson: Lousy. Rip's monkeys really screwed up the works. It's gonna take Ray months to figure this out.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Why Raymond?
- Jefferson Jackson: Well, I told Sara to take us back home.
- Dr. Martin Stein: Oh. That, uh... that's unfortunate, considering I've decided to stay aboard.
- Jefferson Jackson: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait. What?
- Dr. Martin Stein: I... I shanghaied you into our first voyage. I... I... I forced this life upon you. I can hardly ask you to give it up now.
- Jefferson Jackson: But your life, your family.
- Dr. Martin Stein: I'll make it home for the birth of my first grandchild. As for my family, they're on this ship, as well.
- Rip Hunter: I told you, I was leaving to create an organization to replace the Time Masters.
- Sara Lance: Fifteen minutes ago!
- Rip Hunter: For you. Forming the Time Bureau has been the work of the last five years of my life.
- Nate Heywood: Damn it, Wally. What did I say?
- Kid Flash: Ah, I was supposed to save some of the bad guys for you.