DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)
Phone Home (2017)
Nick Zano: Nate Heywood, Steel
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Quotes
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Zari Tomaz : So... aliens are real.
Jefferson Jackson : Yep, and those ones are called Dominators.
Nate Heywood : They're nasty, too. Capable of telepathy, advanced technology, and the fun one, tearing people limb from limb.
Zari Tomaz : Great.
Sara Lance : The last time we faced them, they almost wiped out metahumans, and made us fight each other.
Mick Rory : And worse, fight together.
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Ray Palmer : Let's just skip to step two: trust falls. Now, to demonstrate, Mick, who hated me when we first met, will fall trustingly into my arms.
Mick Rory : Right. You promised me good coin for doing this.
Ray Palmer : When you said you weren't gonna say that out loud.
Mick Rory : Yeah.
Ray Palmer : Well, just lean back and let go, 'cause I'm not going anywhere, buddy.
[as Mick falls, Ray literally disappears]
Jefferson Jackson : What the hell?
Sara Lance : Gideon, what happened to Ray?
Gideon : According to public record, Mr. Palmer died in 1988.
Nate Heywood : Wait, Ray's dead?
Mick Rory : [holding his head] He better be.
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Ray Palmer : I can't believe you made out with my mom.
Nate Heywood : Look, man, it was the '80s.
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Nate Heywood : Do you know anyone who owns a green station wagon with fake wood paneling?
Ray Palmer : What's my mom doing home?
Nate Heywood : Dude, you never mentioned your mom was hot.
Ray Palmer : Why would I ever mention that?
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Nate Heywood : Oh, my god, I kissed a Dominator. And I liked it.
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Zari Tomaz : How can you not remember befriending an alien?
Ray Palmer : Because I didn't. It never happened to me.
Nate Heywood : The Dominator is an anachronism. It's time-displaced.
Zari Tomaz : Right.
Sara Lance : So we have to get the baby Dominator out of Ray's bedroom and back to where it belongs.
Jefferson Jackson : And how are we supposed to do that?
Ray Palmer : Uh, well, it should be easy. All we have to do is sneak into my house tomorrow when my mom's at work and I'm at school and kindap the Dominator. I even know where the spare key is.
Jefferson Jackson : Like stealing candy from a baby.
Mick Rory : But not as fun.
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Sara Lance : Where are you guys?
Ray Palmer : Not sure exactly. Looks like they turned the rec center into some kind of government research facility.
Zari Tomaz : We're on our way to save the baby Dominator.
Sara Lance : What?
Ray Palmer : It's a long story.
Sara Lance : Well, that story's about to get a lot more interesting because his mom just landed and she's looking for him.
Nate Heywood : Wait, the Dominator has a Mominator?
Sara Lance : And it gets worse. I think she might have read my mind.
Ray Palmer : What did she see?
Sara Lance : Well, she's looking for her baby. The last time I saw him was...
Ray Palmer : At my house. My mom's home. If the queen finds her...
Amaya Jiwe : Don't worry, we won't let that happen.
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Nate Heywood : Animal control. Again.
Mrs. Palmer : Back to check out my crawl space?
Nate Heywood : Your who?
Mrs. Palmer : [pulling him into the house] So what's your excuse this time? Family of possums? Come to wrestle a bear?
Nate Heywood : How did you make a family of possums sound so sexy?
Mrs. Palmer : Well, you found your animal right here. But good luck controlling her.
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Nate Heywood : [reuniting the baby Dominator with its mother] I'm not crying. I just have, uh, alien goo in my eye.
Sara Lance : [trying not to cry] Yeah, me too.
Nate Heywood : Now I'm gonna go brush my teeth forever.
The Atom : Wait. Why?