DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Beebo the God of War (2017)

Caity Lotz: Sara Lance, White Canary

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Quotes 

• John Constantine : It's been a long time, love.

  Sara Lance : John?

  John Constantine : Now, let's see, the last time we met, I saved your soul. Now there's something you can do for me.

  Sara Lance : Look, I'd love to help, but your timing is terrible.

  John Constantine : Uh, this won't take long. You see, there's a demon out there. It's possessing a little girl. And that demon, he knows your name.

• Sara Lance : Agent Sharpe, it's been a while, thankfully.

  Ava Sharpe : Captain Lance.

  Sara Lance : Let me guess. You saw there's a level twelve anachronism and you're calling to lecture me on everything that we're doing wrong.

  Ava Sharpe : No.

  [Sara gives her a look] 

  Ava Sharpe : Okay, yes.

  Sara Lance : Hm.

  Ava Sharpe : But I also heard about Martin Stein, and I'm calling to express my condolences.

  Sara Lance : Well, thank you, but my team and I, we have it under control.

  Ava Sharpe : I hope so, because the Legends fixing a level twelve under normal circumstances would be a Beebo Day miracle.

  Sara Lance : Did you just say "Beebo Day"?

  Ava Sharpe : December 25th, Beebo Day, when families exchange gifts and sing silly songs and discover that they can no longer live under the same roof?

  [realizing] 

  Ava Sharpe : Beebo Day's part of the anachronism, isn't it?

  Sara Lance : Yeah.

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah, never felt right.

• Leo Snart : I don't think the Legends are ready for the field.

  Sara Lance : Listen, Leo, kicking ass is how we heal.

• Sara Lance : All right, everybody, I know you're sad, so this is what we're gonna do. I want you to take all of your feelings about Martin and it put in a box, and then I want you to close the box, and then you're gonna lock the box.

  Leo Snart : Well, that sounds healthy.

  Sara Lance : Maybe not, but we got a job to do. Gideon, the anachronism, please.

  Zari Tomaz : Uh, level twelve?

  Gideon : Level ten didn't do it justice. Leif Eriksson's Vikings set up a colony in the New World around 1000 AD.

  Nate Heywood : Little-known fact, the Vikings "discovered" the Americas 492 years before Columbus, but due to Eriksson's adoption of Christianity, the Vikings decided to pack up their bags and head home. Sorry, Gideon, you were saying?

• Sara Lance : All right, let me get this straight. So, the Vikings think that Beebo is a god. Beebo as in...

  [mimicking the toy's high-pitched voice] 

  Sara Lance : ...""Wah, wah, Beebo love you"?

  Young Martin Stein : As preposterous as it sounds, that obnoxious toy is the only reason I survived. The Vikings who found me in the woods were about to kill me when Beebo spoke. It... it was like a... a spell was cast over the barbarians.

• Sara Lance : Leo, can you take care of the fire?

  Leo Snart : Copy that, Captain Lance.

  Ava Sharpe : I thought you said this was an undercover operation.

  Sara Lance : Well, blowing your cover is half the fun.

• Jefferson Jackson : When Gray first dragged me on board this ship, uh, I thought it was the last place that I wanted to be. I mean, you were all a bunch of screw-ups, B-list superheroes, washed-up bank robbers, no offense.

  Sara Lance : [quietly]  It's true. It's true.

  Jefferson Jackson : But, uh, the thing is, when you get a bunch of broken pieces and you put 'em all together the right way, they make something new, and suddenly, they don't make you feel so broken anymore. And I'm pretty sure that's what a family is. So, uh... I don't know what happens next, but I know I'll always have a family here with you guys.

• Sara Lance : We brought booze!

• Ava Sharpe : As far as strategy goes, this would not be my first pick.

  Sara Lance : Why not? They welcomed us in. We get Beebo, we get out.

  Ava Sharpe : The Bureau has rules about fraternizing with the locals, and these costumes are ridiculous.

  Sara Lance : Nah, you look good.