DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

The Virgin Gary (2018)

Jes Macallan: Ava Sharpe

Quotes 

• Ava Sharpe : Captain Lance, I would like you and your team to report to the Time Bureau immediately.

  Sara Lance : Copy that. Gideon, set a course for Star City.

  Ava Sharpe : I'm not talking about our field office, Ms. Lance. I meant our Time Bureau headquarters in D.C. Over and out.

  Sara Lance : [Ava's hologram ends]  Damn it! Who told Ava about the dragon?

• Ava Sharpe : On behalf of the Time Bureau, I would like to recognize Captain Lance and her crew for fixing the final anachronism. Congratulations.

  Sara Lance : What does that even mean?

  Ava Sharpe : Well, it means that...

  [ushering Gary out of the way] 

  Ava Sharpe : ...Paul Revere was the final crack in the timeline. You, my friends, fixed history.

  Nate Heywood : The same history we broke.

  Sara Lance : [through gritted teeth]  Just take the win.

  Mick Rory : I don't want your stinking medal.

  Ava Sharpe : There's an open bar.

  Mick Rory : Where?

• Ava Sharpe : [surprised to see Constantine]  What the hell are you doing here?

  [Sara surreptitiously hides the bones on the counter] 

  Ava Sharpe : Is everything all right?

  Sara Lance : Yeah, everything is great.

  John Constantine : I just telling Sara...

  Sara Lance : About an exorcism that he has to do tomorrow in Georgetown. It's really nothing you wanna hear before bedtime.

  [ushering him out] 

  Sara Lance : Come back again soon now, John. Don't be shy about that doorbell.

  John Constantine : I'll be seeing you around, Sharpie.

• Ava Sharpe : Should I be worried about your ex-lover breaking into my apartment, or...

  Sara Lance : Well, I thought that... this was our apartment.

  Ava Sharpe : You are smooth.

  [kissing her neck, then heading back upstairs] 

  Ava Sharpe : Don't forget the bubbly.

  Sara Lance : [the bones Constantine left behind start to clatter, and one stands upright]  Bollocks.

• Sara Lance : Smells good in here.

  Ava Sharpe : Oh, yeah, I, uh, burned the first chicken piccata, but I think I got the second one just right.

  Sara Lance : Those our medals?

  Ava Sharpe : I wanted to remind you of all the good you did last year.

  Sara Lance : Yeah, we, um... we weren't that good.

  Ava Sharpe : Would you stop being so hard on yourself, Sara? I'm proud of you.

• Sara Lance : When we freed Mallus, we accidentally released magical monsters into the world. And I didn't want to tell you because I love the idea of us living together, and I didn't wanna risk that or you thinking that maybe I wasn't such a screw-up.

  Ava Sharpe : I know

  Sara Lance : You do?

  Ava Sharpe : Mm-hmm. Gary was very proud about losing a nipple.

  Sara Lance : But you cooked dinner...

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah. Because I love you, you goober, and nothing is gonna change that.

  Sara Lance : Even after I went behind your back to work with Constantine to send a unicorn to hell?

  Ava Sharpe : Okay, yeah, I wasn't so crazy about that part. Let's not talk about Constantine. I'm crazy about you. Come here.

  [sitting down] 

  Ava Sharpe : Stop being neurotic. I don't think that you're a screw-up. I think that you are a damn fine captain, faced with some extraordinary circumstances.

  Sara Lance : God, I love you.

• Sara Lance : Do we...

  Ava Sharpe : Mm-hmm.

  Sara Lance : You and I, think that maybe right now is not the best time for me to move in? You know that I want to; nothing would make me happier. It's just... I feel like I need to be out there. With my team.

  Ava Sharpe : I understand. But can you promise me that our relationship will continue to evolve, please? I want this, you and me, for real.

  Sara Lance : So do I. We're gonna figure it out.

• Sara Lance : Okay, I gotta go.

  Ava Sharpe : No, no, no...

  Sara Lance : Yes, I gotta get back to the ship. The Legends aren't used to being on furlough.

  Ava Sharpe : Come on, they will be fine for one night. Besides, I was hoping that you and your team would be spending more time here in 2018. But mostly, you know... you, with me... in this apartment.

  Sara Lance : Ava Sharpe. Are you trying to make a kept woman out of me?

  Ava Sharpe : What? No! I wouldn't dare. I'm... just... saying that, you know, since you fixed all the anachronisms, maybe you wouldn't mind being kept, just part of the time. It would be fun to come home to you.