DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Tender Is the Nate (2018)

Matt Ryan: John Constantine

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• Sara Lance : Back on your feet already, Hank.

  Henry Heywood : Yeah, your gal patched me up good. I'm just running through our strategy.

  John Constantine : Oh, wait, are you letting him use our D&D minatures?

  Zari Tomaz : No, I didn't let him touch Cyndra, Lord of the Darhk Elves.

  Nate Heywood : You guys D&D without me, too?

• Henry Heywood : Son, why are you holding a tiny guitar, or do I even want to know?

  Nate Heywood : Oh, this... this is a lute.

  Mick Rory : [jerking out of his sleep]  Someone say loot?

  Nate Heywood : This is what we're gonna use to put the minotaur to sleep.

  Mick Rory : I thought you said that was loot.

  Henry Heywood : I don't understand.

  John Constantine : Well, I suppose it is more of a lyre.

  Mick Rory : [going back to sleep]  Everyone's a liar.

• Mick Rory : Welcome back, Ugly.

  John Constantine : Yes, what other bright ideas are you gonna leave us with before you bugger off?

  Nate Heywood : Softball team.

  Zari Tomaz : Oh, no, only electronic sports.

  Nate Heywood : Piñata Fridays.

  Sara Lance : How many times do I have to say no to that?

  Nate Heywood : Unionizing.

  Sara Lance : Ooh, don't let Hank hear you say that.

• Henry Heywood : So explain to me how this... "magic-ometer" of yours works.

  Ray Palmer : Oh. Well...

  Mick Rory : [straight and to the point]  Thingy goes beep, and we kick ass.

  Zari Tomaz : Meaning we investigate each time period.

  John Constantine : Yeah, we find the creature.

  Sara Lance : We bring it to the Bureau.

  Ray Palmer : And hopefully learn some life lessons along the way.

  Henry Heywood : And it takes six of you to do that?

  Ray Palmer : Seven, if you count Amaya.

  Gideon : Eight if you count me.

  Henry Heywood : Sounds a little... inefficient.