DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Dancing Queen (2018)

Nick Zano: Nate Heywood

Quotes 

• Sara Lance : Wow. Red beans and rice didn't miss Her Majesty.

  Nate Heywood : Now I understand how Mr. Mix-a-Lot got his knighthood.

• Ava Sharpe : What kind of ripple effect are we really looking at here, Nate?

  Nate Heywood : Okay. Right now, the queen gets institutionalized, the British monarchy fails, and England descends into chaos.

  Sara Lance : Anarchy in the UK.

  Nate Heywood : Which is weird, but... paranormal?

  Ava Sharpe : Well, something freaky is definitely at the heart of this. Our magic-tracking device detected a massive spike.

  Sara Lance : All right, then we got a live one. Punk rock London. Nate, you ready?

  Nate Heywood : Um, well, Ava asked me to stick around and help launch the magic operations here.

  Ava Sharpe : Yeah, we need to establish procedure, protocols, command structure.

  Sara Lance : So... desk job. Nate Heywood, cubicle guy. Sad little plant on his desk. Really?

  Ava Sharpe : It's prestigious, Sara.

  Nate Heywood : And then when everything's up and running, I come back to the Waverider.

  Sara Lance : Fine. Cool kids are off to the Jolly Old.

• Gary Green : Look, I know you're used to zooming around in a time machine with all your best friends, shooting from the hip and saving history.

  Nate Heywood : Always.

  Gary Green : But, you know, the Bureau is not all protocols.

  Nate Heywood : I'm listening.

  Gary Green : Come with.

  [leading him out] 

  Gary Green : Buckle up, Nate, it's Taco Monday.

  Nate Heywood : Instead of Taco Tuesday?

  Gary Green : Oh, we dare to defy.

• Nate Heywood : So that's the big highlight? Eating tacos one day before the rest of America?

  Gary Green : Yeah.

• Gary Green : You okay?

  Nate Heywood : Um, I'm good. I'm good. It's just... I know you guys do things differently here; I just didn't know it was so, uh, protocol-centric.

• Gary Green : Oh, hey. There's a blip on the magic-o-meter. It's from the Pleistocene period. Clear your schedule. We've got a report to write.

  Nate Heywood : Or-or-or... or we can handle this ourselves.

  Gary Green : Without approval? That sounds dangerous. You've got two, but I'm sort of down to my last nipple.

  Nate Heywood : Gary, Ava hired me to optimize this department, okay? And I can't do that waiting three days for approval.

  [lowering his voice] 

  Nate Heywood : And we can be time bros.

  Gary Green : What?

  Nate Heywood : [louder]  We can be time bros.

• Nate Heywood : Whoo! That was one surpisingly strong little plant.

  Gary Green : Surprisingly full of goo.

  Sara Lance : [approaching]  I like what you've done with the place. Sort of a "little office of horrors" theme.